Malvarik

If Gaylord needs more soldiers I will gladly lay down my life for his grace. All hail Gaylord! Rightful bandit king!

Well my first kill happened in the warehouse in komarovo and i had just picked up and ax and some supplies. While i was looting someone came up behind me and hit me right in the back with an ax he found somewhere else. I quickly turn around and happen to bury my ax in his head with one hit. I loved the feeling of my first kill.

One time i was in cherno looting the firehouse and looked behind me because i thought i heard footsteps. He had a Ak and i had a makarov. We just pointed our guns at each other for like 5 seconds then he started shooting. Luckily he was a horrible shot so i put each bullet into him (stil didnt kill him) and ran off. Then i found an Ak and overheard chatter in a building over. When i peered into the window it was that asshole and some newbie. The newbie was bloodbagging the guy who shot me and i unloaded on both of them and killed them instantly. i felt bad later on because the guy who shot at me had talked in direct earlier but didn't have his mic in and the other guy was just a bambi.

One time I spawned in elektro and it was night time. I decided to go get a gun and some supplies in the city and then I came across him. He had an crossbow, a good backpack, and some good looking gear. He seemed nice so I left him alone in the church and ran to go get a weapon(I needed his stuff). All I found was a pistol with no mags. When I got back he was still in the church so I walked up behind him and put the gun to the back of his head and said "Drop your gear or ill blow your brains out" he nervously said ok and dropped everything he had. I then made him walk to the door and picked up his crossbow."why are you doing this dude?!" He asked. I reply "survival of the fittest". I then sent the only bolt right through his neck, killing him instantly. I looted up elektro and left.

I would love the power to spawn in and control zombies. I would have my friends assault a bandit base then send in like 300 zombies if they are not able to take the bandits down.

I sit there and listen to the You are Dead music which calms me more. If i am really angry i am kind of hostile for a couple hours.

I shoot them if i KNOW there is a weapon nearby with ammo they could kill me with or they seem hostile.

Hello everyone i am here today to tell you about the worst server in existence, MarijuanaMilitiaClan.com. They have the most abusive admins i have ever seen while playing this game. Me and my 5 friends joined and were having a fun time. Then out of nowhere a admin banned my friend who was named NYGGABorz(he is black himself). The admin did not even warn us. When confronted by us about it he just said "name". He never once offered to unban him if he changed his name at all. We also explained that it was not racist because Borz was black himself. The admin stated that we should go on the Team speak and we simply asked him a couple more times to unban our friend and that our friend would change his name. He sent out a global message stating that if we did nit stop asking that he would ban all of us (even though we had not disobeyed any rules at all). One of my other friends just stated that it seemed dumb that he would ban all of us then all of a sudden we each got banned one after another. We then went onto their site (http://www.marijuanamilitiaclan.com/) which had explicit pictures, and all 5 of us went on the Teamspeak. On the teampseak we had a chat with another admin who stated that "racist names were not to be tolerated" (even though borz is black). after about 10 minutes of stating our case the admin said "well i will see what i can do" then left the teamspeak channel to go talk to another admin. Also remember that all we had mentioned to him while talking ist that is unfair that we were banned and requested nicely to unban us so we could continue playing. About 5 minutes after he left we were all permanently banned from the teamspeak server. They had banned us simply because we had different opinions. You may be wondering why i am ranting about this, i am ranting about this because i want to warn those who go on their server to watch out because you will most likely get banned.Be wary of abusive admins.

His name is SirExzib. Some of his videos are kind of funny http://www.youtube.com/user/SirExzib

The best feeling i have ever had was when my friend was about to be shot by an bandit and i shot the guy with a lee enfield right in the side of the head.

Hey this is in the wrong forum i think. Videos go in the gallery.

One time i got to Elektro in the night and met up with a guy with a crossbow. He seemed pretty friendly but i wanted to find a weapon because he had pretty good gear(also this was when i first started playing so i wanted to kill someone). i searched the whole city and only found one weapon, a PDW with no mags. He was looting in the church when i came up behind him and put the gun to his head and said "drop your gear or ill blow your brains out." He dropped everything he had on him and i instructed him to slowly walk towards the doors without looking at me. I then picked up his crossbow which had 1 bolt and turned towards him. he asked in a confused tone "Why are you doing this?" i then reply "Survival of the fittest" and sent a bolt right through his neck which killed him instantly.

I was on top of the hospital in elektro with my friend (also this was a public hive) and i shot at a humvee down below for a while until they drove off. Then all of a sudden the building explodes from underneath us throwing us off the sides. When we land we are both knocked out and are bleeding with broken legs. Soon a ghillie guy comes up to us as we lay unconscious and blows my friends brain's out with a LMG. He then walks up to me and shoots a volley of bullets into my chest which should of killed me. I was still alive though. my friend told me it was just lag but when we went into another server i was unconscious inside the hospital with broken legs and bleeding. The bleeding miraculously stopped and i lived to fight another day.

Hello everyone i am TheZombifiedGamer But you may call me Mr.Zombie. I Have never hacked and never plan on hacking yet i have a certain "Trait" in DayZ. I barely die from explosions. For example two days ago me and my friends were in elektro on top of the hospital when it blew up from underneath us (hackers). Both of us flew off the side and were knocked out on impact. Then the hackers walked up and executed my friend right in front of me. They then sent their ghillie guy who shot me around 10 times with an LMG. Still the dead screen did not pop up. My friend and i just thought it was lag so we went on a different server (last was a public server). When i entered the game i found out that i had survived and was passed out in the hospital and bleeding. Then for some unknown reason i stopped bleeding and woke up. Also today we saw a helicopter taking off so i decided to go kamikaze and ram it with my humvee. The Explosion and numerous other explosions around me and the pilot resulted only in his death. I survived without a scratch. I have also died in some explosions but not very many. I survived almost all helicopter crashes i have been on. Please comment below with your Dayz "skill" or "trait". Oh i forgot to mention though that the only downside is that i am always shot first in a shootout for some reason.

One of the weirdest things that happened to me happened at that one place we hate to go to....Green mountain. Me and some friends had just found out how to play music over our mics and we had an suv so we decided to go find people and picke them up. The driver was an admin so he knew where everybody was and the closest person was at GM. I told him "uh maybe we should go to elektro or something but he still insisted. As we neared the place we saw someone in the bushes. We then called out his name(i think his name was player) and he got in the back seat of the SUV next to my friend. We started to blast thrift shop and laugh. Then i looked behind me to the guy and he had a zombie face (i know its common but it is creepy) and he was just staring at my friend. He never said anything but just STARED at my friend. My friend thought it would be funny to play some songs to make him look away but the guy just stared at him with those zombie eyes. Then he looked at me and just looked at me with those dead eyes and he didnt say a word. A little bit later we pull into a gas station and the server restarts. After that we never saw him again. One of the weirdest things was that he had nothing on him at at all....what was he doing at green mountain?

I have the same problem and its so annoying! It keeps sayin Arma 2 Not found even though i keep updating it over and over

Hello everyone i was just wondering if there is a way to remove the icons from the dayz screen (hunger,thirst,etc.) so that someone can record without having to have those on their screen.Is there a mod or something in settings that i have to change? Me and my friends wish to be able to record without these showing on the screen. Thank you for your time.

Me and my friends have no intention whatsoever of hacking Dayz. We just want to remove the hud so that my friend can record our new series without that showing up.

Hello everyone i hope you are having a good day. Today i would just like to tell you about a server started by a newly made group called TheGamerEpidemic. This server is 24/7 day and has over 200 vehicles!!! The admins of this server are [TGE]Immahoboinabox, and [TGE]oreH. Both admins are very dedicated to making sure the players of this server have a fun and hacker free time. They are also both in different time zones so there will almost always be an admin on . This server also has a restart every 5 hours which makes sure the loot in Chernarus never gets too depleted. If you would like to visit TheGamerEpidemic site follow this link: http://tgegaming.enj...njin.com/ On this website you can donate to the server so that they can keep it running and when you donate you will receive a special Tier based on the amount donated. This website also has different forums that you can post any concerns or comments in(we watch the forums daily).We do not allow over excessive use of the side chat, Hackers,playing annoying things over your mic in side chat like music,and we do not allow any using of the hospital glitch.We also have a teamspeak channel and will give you the IP upon request. If you have any questions or Concerns you can message me on the Dayz Forums and i hope you all have a splendid day.

I have 5 reasons for killing unarmed players 1. They would kill me if they had a weapon. 2. They attract a lot of unwanted attention 3. It is fun to shoot people in Dayz. 4. If you shoot them in the leg zombies stop following you. 5. I could always use more bandages and flashlights.

i do not regret killing anyone( i have killed around 20 people). Most were bandits and the others would have shot me if they could.

I'm TheZombifiedGamer and i play a good amount of the time. I m good for scavenging or providing a distraction. I have both skype,vent,and steam so you can contact me through those(PM me for them). The reason why i want to be in your groups is because im tired of being a lone wolf.

Hey chrisreynolds743....how many people do you guys have?

Yea man i need to find a group too! Im tired of running solo and finding myself surrounded by like 10 guys My steam : TheZombifiedGamer In game dayz name:Shadow Skype:TheZombifiedGamer1

Hi i'm TheZombifiedGamer but i go by Shadow in dayz and I would love to join your group!!!! My steam is TheZombifiedGamer