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You spelled "Sergeant" wrong, and why does Sergeant have authority over the Captain rank? Attempted to join your TS3 but it failed multiple times. Also - your forums look very dull.

The poll should've happened on a 3rd party, unbiased site, weeks in advance to the items being added, or removed. Reddit, these forums, YouTube, etc. all have a voice. Rocket and the devs frequent those places, along with lots of players scattered about. A bunch of people play the mod, but don't read everything here. A lot of players read everything here but don't play the mod. It's not a "forums vs. Reddit" argument. That's just silly. Categorizing people on one site or the other as "kids" is childish in itself. It'll be fixed. This is the smallest issue I've ever seen, no matter how I feel about it one way or the other. Just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't make them a jackass.

The community isn't going to ignore the small things, if you haven't learned that yet, I'm sorry. The zed pathing can only go so far with the current engine. Also, the zed pathing is something that has always been in-game. The new models and dick-waving of this newest patch (That has obviously upset more than just me) was added in recently, is unnecessary, and is frankly very tacky. You people act like one complaint and I hate the devs and am a whiny bitch. I appreciate all the hard work put into this mod, and most of these changes are great. We can be critical of the community mod, and I encourage people to be. Not rude. Critical.

I've already stated why, it breaks immersion, and clutters up an already broken inventory system. If they called the M16 "pew pew jesus gun" and the AK47 "IN SOVIET RUSSIA", people would be a little more upset, because those are more "worthwhile" items in the game. It's the little things that make this game good. Putting real-world names in all over the place for your e-peen is just against what this game is about, IMO. While we're at it, why not have Dean riding a lawn mower, and maybe even make all the zombies sound like JackFrags. I mean, they're just sounds, right? Read this, please: http://www.reddit.co...basically_just/

Nobody is raging here, I just think it breaks the immersion. Also, where are "Dean's Beans", in that case, then? No, if there names where to be translated it would make no difference to me. You don't see "Gabe's Candy" in Half-Life 2. I personally don't like the feature, I appreciate the work done for the mod and the community as much as anyone else. I'm entitled to my opinion, and feel like the items do not fit anywhere in the DayZ world. Thanks for replying. It's not a game-breaker or anything, I just don't feel like it fits well with the DayZ atmosphere. These guys feel the same way: http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/197801/so_the_guys_working_on_the_mod_now_basically_just/

Sounds like a big waste of time, to me. It would be cool, but to other players, they wouldn't know unless you told them, or they killed you, or something.

The food should pertain to Chernarus, not the mod devs and some friends. It's fine to wave your e-peen around a little but this is WAY beyond realistic. mZLY yZLY soda? How do I even pronounce that?

I don't like all the extra useless drinks/food. How do I even pronounce that? Waving your e-peen I see. Waving your e-peen is fine but this is ridiculous, and just clutters the already broken inventory system.

Take me off the roster.

A little video I threw together in Garry's Mod. I am going to turn this into a series, more professional, well edited. Leave your comments, please, and let me know what you think!

That's kind of the point of a Gmod video. Like I said, going to add in HUD and such, this is just a pilot.

Fun fun fun, fun in the sun. Anyways download Takistan if you haven't. You might love it, random people searching the forums. Tons of bans on hackers, lots of craziness going down regularly.

Yeah, you could have saved the tire (which is hard as hell too shoot out), not named this video "convoy" (it's only one truck, right?), and killed the driver, while also leaving out 5 minutes of crap XD

A long fight between two flying choppers over Lingor Island. I had just gotten dropped off by the chopper that was circling the area first, and they were going to have me as their gunner, but we had no clue when the other chopper would show up.

Sorry, my old DayZ Forum email got corrupted, so I had to make a new one, figured I'd come back with a vengeance :D