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  1. Just let it go Zed, it's like trying to teach a bunch of dogs to drive nascar... a bunch of palsy ridden, autistic dogs. For every one post we make trying to reason with them, a hundred more pop up ignoring the prior conversations, making the same points again and again... You could make a giant billboard sized image and post it in the thread, and one of these short bus forum go'ers would still post about how they need to nerf PVP, or make it so we shit out firecrackers when we kill someone, because y'know, it's tough having to pay attention to gunshots and listen, that requires work. He's actually one of the most sensible people on this forum, believe it or not. He consistently refutes every single thing you post, so I can see why you'd rather insult him than try and reason.
  2. funionz

    So...infinite health cheats out now?

    I had an instance like this 2 days ago, couple guys I sniped in Cherno tried coming up a ladder to get me, I gun them down, then like magic they keep coming back, only now they have zombie player skins, and they warp ontop roofs that have no access to kill me. And when I say they kept coming back, I don't mean after respawning. I mean I killed them, and within 10 seconds or so, they were on an adjacent roof shooting at me already
  3. And then if we had black zombies, someone would say it promotes violence against blacks blah blah blah Fuck off.
  4. Has nothing to do with monitors. I have a $600 monitor with a color calibrator for graphic design, doesn't change the fact that the nights are broken and are being fixed by rocket with the new lighting system.
  5. Then how about for players with high humanity' date=' they emit light and have doves that follow them around wherever they go? Rocket has stated he will not tilt the scales in favor of one side, so I don't know why these suggestions keep coming up. [/quote'] Wait WHAT??? Right now bandits camp and take down people surviving.Giving good players the town location where bandits are spotted via a message is tilting the scales?Its more even now.Now bandits muust watch their backs if they camp too long. Bandits already have to watch their back, ANY player has to watch their back regardless of their playstyle I don't think your getting my point.A bandit will find a nice cozy spot and wait while survivors run around gathering loot to survive.They attack/wait/attack/wait.But survivors should get tips so they can fight back this murderous practice.:P You get a radio and suddenly you see "bandit spotted in Quagalama".If its close you now can decide if you wanna pay back the bitches with their own medicine.....being hunted. No way should they get rid of PVP as it just adds to the new fucked up world feel.BUT even the playing field by allowing good people to actually fight back....and with no bandit skins needed.Just enter the area and watch and wait for the little boogers to pop their heads up.Maybe even spawn top vigilantes with killer skins and NVG!! LOL Just think of the possibilities.Helicopters/radios/vigilante squads.......... Dont punish bandits artifcialy but instead encourage vigilantism. But we don't need a feature like that, its the sound of gunshots, watching for aggro'ed zombies, and other little things that common sense helps with that will tell you if someone is around or not. As a bandit myself, I never have just a carefree moment when i'm relaxed, I always have to anticipate the flank, or some asshat spawning in behind me. In short, theres alot of things in the game that will already help you if you take the time to notice them.
  6. The best part is watching people argue back and forth on this topic still, when they are already testing a new lighting system because they realized the old one was fucking broke
  7. Jesus its this post again. Hey look! It's the guy who got killed because he purposely ran past an armed player and got shot in the back with the worst weapon in the game on video, and then posted it on the forums whining, and since it backfired on him, he now relentlessly stalks people around the forums further belching blood out of his axe wound! To add something constructive to this thread, this has been gone over and million times, yes they spawn more frequently, yes you CAN vault over MOST of them, the only thing that needs to happen is having the toolbox spawn more frequently.
  8. Then how about for players with high humanity' date=' they emit light and have doves that follow them around wherever they go? Rocket has stated he will not tilt the scales in favor of one side, so I don't know why these suggestions keep coming up. [/quote'] Wait WHAT??? Right now bandits camp and take down people surviving.Giving good players the town location where bandits are spotted via a message is tilting the scales?Its more even now.Now bandits muust watch their backs if they camp too long. Bandits already have to watch their back, ANY player has to watch their back regardless of their playstyle I already have moments where I think I hear gunfire and I don't, or I think I hear someone climbing a ladder or walking on a certain surface. The ambient sounds of this game will already mess with you enough. If you're gonna add to one side of the scale you gotta add to the other to even it out, make bandits paranoid, then you gotta make survivors oblivious, and they think the gunshots they hear are birds chirping. See how that works?
  9. Then how about for players with high humanity' date=' they emit light and have doves that follow them around wherever they go? Rocket has stated he will not tilt the scales in favor of one side, so I don't know why these suggestions keep coming up. [hr']
  10. So he couldn't see the wire until he was dryhumping it? Still sounds like the problem exists with the player, not the wire.
  11. Pressing that one button to vault over it is pretty intense, I tell ya what.
  12. funionz

    6.2 %

    Only on this forum could you present facts and people put their fingers in their ears and yell loudly till you go away. 63.5m zombies killed, and we continually hear that zombies pose no threat and are ignored 15% of the population are bandits, that's straight from the leaderboards, yet people act like 1:2 players are bandits
  13. funionz

    6.2 %

    6.2% sure seems reasonable to me.....so what exactly is all this noise about anyway? Putting that quote in my signature, so tired of people acting like bandits make up 95% of the mod. I myself am a bandit, and out of the tons of people i've killed recently only 2-3 were bandits.
  14. funionz

    Suggestion for cutting down on bandits

    God, you're beautiful. We need to group up sometime, we could water the fields of Chernarus with the tears.
  15. funionz

    Suggestion for cutting down on bandits

    We may not all be psychopaths, but you'd be surprised what mankind is capable of without a system of punishment/law. PVP doesn't need to be touched at all, PVE just needs to be tuned so that it's more lucrative. Then I think you might be better off somewhere else, the elimination of direct chat is the start of making this games atmosphere feel very bleak and lonely. We play multiplayer because the human element is an unpredictable one. It's a side effect of it's popularity. It's also not nearly as big of a problem as people make it out to be. Bandits are far and few between. What you play and enjoy is of little concern, obviously, to everyone else, and the devs included. From what you've stated, this is obviously not your type of game, and instead of adapting your playstyle, you want the game to adapt to you. This is the key problem that comes across in every single complaint thread about PvP.
  16. funionz

    Suggestion for cutting down on bandits

    I know that feeling, nothing like having an entire table full of swatches and a woman nagging you to choose between lemon creme & sangria sunrise. Rather hit my dick with a tack hammer than do that again.
  17. http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=10171 - Posting rules & regulations, give them a read http://dayzmod.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=7 - Suggestions forum, for posting suggestions
  18. funionz

    Suggestion for cutting down on bandits

    http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=10171 - Posting rules & regulations, give them a read http://dayzmod.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=7 - Suggestions forum, for posting suggestions
  19. funionz

    Terribly flawed game right now.

    I'm still trying to figure out why someone would turn a doorknob to the left and not the right
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