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how to calculate your T/CH (Tears per Carebear Hour) rate in dayz
TheBaby replied to Reverend Killjoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
"Over 9000" is a very popular internet meme I, like the other dude, be taking the piss I can distinguish between negative and positive numerical values PROTIPFORLIFE: Nobody gives a fuck about your post -
how to calculate your T/CH (Tears per Carebear Hour) rate in dayz
TheBaby replied to Reverend Killjoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Look, I can't just explain it to you. You wouldn't even get it. Hell, only people like myself, Euclid, Newton and Grothendieck can handle that shit. You gotta go to math camp for like a BAZILLION years. -
how to calculate your T/CH (Tears per Carebear Hour) rate in dayz
TheBaby replied to Reverend Killjoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Your jsut not doeing teh math rite, ermhergeurds. However, the fact that you fail to recognise that he's taking the piss would actually be embarrassing for yourself if anyone cared. -
how to calculate your T/CH (Tears per Carebear Hour) rate in dayz
TheBaby replied to Reverend Killjoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's definitely over 9000. You can't work it out? Oh dear. -
how to calculate your T/CH (Tears per Carebear Hour) rate in dayz
TheBaby replied to Reverend Killjoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Zero. Keep sniping the bambis, son. It's hype. -
You Break The Mirror that Reminds You of Your Ugliness
TheBaby replied to big_t's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The only bit that hurts is your ass. -
You Break The Mirror that Reminds You of Your Ugliness
TheBaby replied to big_t's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Can't decide which one of you sounds worse -
How many is some?
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Hackers gtfo. Done.
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8. Keep a spare pair of underwears close to you IRL when u play
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Huge concept with different side features: Every action leaves a trail. Players heavy influence on the world and the consequences
TheBaby replied to DZR_Mikhail's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Top suggestions. Some serious depth there Could you imagine playing with even half of these things happening? I couldn't even describe it. It would just make Dayz more DayZ like, if that makes sense. Interesting to think how the pace of gameplay would be affected. -
y u hack bro lol c u
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Admin can't teleport you, nobody can legitimately teleport anything in game. Don't get connected to your gear, its a means to an end. Just respawn. Or swim :D If you have something particularly awesome to give me, pm me, and I might come fetch you in mah speedy boats. Or you can make a request to be moved to a playable area I think!
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PM me if you don't hook up with that guy. Not really looking for anything in particular but I'm sure we can trade something for a DMR. Peace.
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The goal in Dayz should be survive, not pvp
TheBaby replied to ElysionField's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Whatever. Seriously, people are going to play the game how they like. If you don't like it then, well, what are you going to do? How about we see what extra survival type stuff is going to land with the standalone before we talk about the good old days of DayZ? As far as I can see all these complaints about pvp are people plainly whining about the fact that others just don't play as you want them to. Are you sure this is the game for you? -
The goal in Dayz should be survive, not pvp
TheBaby replied to ElysionField's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Like Fraggle said, there is no goal. I think we've all been a little pre-conditioned in how to play games with guns over the last however many years. -
I'm an idiot.
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Good to hear, like you said, at least you know what the problem is. Still a bit in the dark here. Atm my pc is like an open balsa wood fort, I can't conceive of anything interrupting battleye unless some random permission or something has been changed. Tried running OA with nothing but the basic necessary windows programs running and still nothing.
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Nobody got anything like this happening to them? I am nearly certain it is battleye, I can play on non battleye arma2OA and DayZ servers. I run a server on the public hive, I am becoming very tempted to turn battleye off and lock the server to my squad mates. This is BS of the highest order, considering that well get us blacklisted.
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Sent an e-mail to the battleye folk. Got a very swift reply and sent them some files. Will post findings!
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What u doin up there?
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RE: Rocket announcement of new feature at PAX
TheBaby replied to doglover's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
You're a professional body builder and nutritionist who claims to have cancer from 15 years of smoking. Who doesn't understand cancer treatment and is considering alternative medicine. Bullshit. Do.. do you even lift bro? -
Yeah, same happened to me. You gotta realize that the more you hoard shit, the more you might rage when it goes and at some time and place it probably will. Don't get too connected to your stash or even the gear you got on you. Let's be fair about the hacker situation, did anyone see a mod for Arma2 being this popular and needing such proactive measures to be taken against hackers? Over 1.2 million UNIQUE players, on a game intended for how many? There must be other priorities for the devs atm and you can go private anywho. I'm guessing the dev team and the battleye folks don't have the same resources as the those that made other very successful titles that have had issues with hackers. No doubt the standalone will be an improvement. All in all, this is how I see it, however many times hackers have jumped me.. I had a dream last night that DayZ never existed. Fuck that right off.
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Server IP 85.114.153.87:10400 6-7pm 27th Sep GMT+1 (Found I was admin banned 9-10am GMT+1 28th Sep) Admin are the B.A.M tagged players I guess. Most likely I think this was [b.A.M] -Mittelscharf- I have been pvping on their server, mostly as an effort to spice of their lives, under the name SoftlyRustledJimmies, at the NW Airfield for a few days. On the 27th I log in and spot Mittel with a DMZ on top of the firestation, I kill him. Immediately another BAM member appears beside me, shoots at me with a silenced G3, I kill him with a AS50 point blank, steal his hacked gun and log out. Returning to the server today I see I've been banned by admin. I'm very bad at recording, as you'll see. The first video is me logging into the server thru commander, the seconds me actually in the game receiving the banned notice. on the second video, you can see their MOTD, in line with the info on Dayzcommander- NO PVP OR BAN. IDK why I can't get one continuous video, but they are both time stamped using Gregion. DayZCommander 2012-09-28 10-52_2.wmv arma2oa 2012-09-28 10-53.wmv