Welch (DayZ)

I'm very fond of canines, if ya catch my drift....

But wouldn't say a rag, towel, or blanket you could rip up be just as common and even better?

Toilet paper's way too thin to use as a bandage. Unless it's EXTRA STRENGTH QUILTED!

I go loud and proud, I kill bambis, and I fuck bitches. Mad?

The can thing was some reddit bullshit which was made by players who never really played DayZ

Reminds me of Eminem...

M249 G17 Definitely. Spray and pray, baby!

I like it! A suggestion I haven't really seen before, too!

I feel sorry for ya, bub :/

If you own it, kick 'em off your team of admins. If you know em in real life, beat the fuck outta em.

I was expecting a heavy redneck accent... I was disappointed.

What's the point?

Trains have been suggested a lot before. But a ghost train that you can't see into or anything would be pretty spooky!

That's the point of the game, mate!

Can always use more people!

You've never been sexually attracted to your sister. Are you mad, bro!?

Just run up there and check it out, you're in Cherno, so what've you got to lose? #YOLO

You don't even know what it's like to be an American, you live somewhere in Alaska! That's like half Russian and half Asian, so you're basically a commie!

It's because all of the forum mods/admins play there.

Balota Buddies is overrated...

Maybe like scrap to each window for a plated window, y'know?

You're right, a hatchet's a lot smaller in real life. The in-game one's a fucking axe.

Maybe it's cause it's nighttime, and zombies have the worst attention-span in 1.7.6.

See why do you want the enemy to retreat? If they run, they know your location, so it becomes a disadvantage for you since they can flank you. I think that you should always shoot to kill.

I only use iron-sights, and (not to brag like a douchebag) I've been a notorious bandit on a bandit, and nobody ever killed me. I've also done a fair sahre of helicopter-ground insertions where I'd get placed somewhere and I've killed a lot of people that way. Like one time where a friend let me off on a rooftop, and I killed the man just below the ladder-hole, and I used sights when he was maybe 2 meters away. Same with another time where I climbed a ladder and the guy I was looking for was standing there, I used my sights that time, too. And zed kills, gotta use the irons for a headshot. It's just Arma experience, in my opinion, I can't not use my sight. I don't even think I've ever used hip-fire to kill something.