Perigrin

nice to see voters good to see people care

im sorry. im not encouraging him, i just thought it was kinda funny

k will fix Edit:FIXED

NOOB KILLERS ARE !@#$ING WORTHLESS PEICES OF !@#$

I LOVE THE DMR. i thought i was the only person who preferred it, but im glad i was wrong

here's a story of deception i was in lingor for a time, and decided to mess with people. i called a guy, Usurper or something like that, off the roof of the hotel he was on. i convinced him i was friendly and told him to come to the hill i was on. he came, and i begged him for a pistol. he gave me a g17 with 4 clips, and turned his back to leave. as he left, convinced i was harmless, he did not notice me aiming the g17 at the back of his head. i fired close to 8 bullets into his face. while he was unconcuss and bleeding, i mocked him, screaming TRUST NO ONE SUCKA. i got a m16 out of that. here's a story of manipulation i recruited about 4 DA's to cover me while i raided a ct tower. i got to the top, and shouldered my sniper. i told them, CRAP LIKE 5 BANDITS COMING FROM THE EAST. they scattered, and i told my bandit friends, who were coming into town, where each of them where. they were slowly eliminated 1 by 1. as i laughed manically and drank mtn dew on the roof of the ct tower.i let my bandito friends first pick of the loot, and shot them in the back as they walked away.I just failed a test btw.I got AMAZING stuff from everyone, and fixed a heli on the strip with parts they were all carrying. it was a fine day in chernerus .

awesome you have muh beans friend NEED MORE WAFFLES

im getting on now, ign is nevermore. i iwsh to join you'

on record, i have since redeemed myself, as am now a medic. i was shot in the face at point blank by a guy who was trading with me. i realized i was a douchebag, and now i have 3000 humanity. with 4 pateints saved, 1 lost, 1 mercy killing, and 10 broking leg fixes

i would gladly let you into my small clan/survivor group, the ROAMERS OF CHERNERUS our members are ME Mikeits thats it we are both 13

*shivers* that was pretty freaking awesome, if overly exesive, and mind numbingly terrifieing. BTW thanks, that video gave me the idea for a whole indie game, me and my friends will get right on it, yuo can be beta tester for THE GREEN MOUNTAIN *DUHDUHDUHDUHDUUUHHH (im serious)

awesome story my friend

sorry about bad writing not my fav thing

my story goes as such: It was a usual day in cherno, zombies moaning everywhere, dodging sniper bullets like a boss, eating beans.I must have angered a zomble somehow. i ran up on top of one of those cylindrical things, when, all of a sudden, a hero skin comes up after me.I beg him for a gun to shoot those zombies, and HE GIVES ME A FREAKING MACHINE GUN, and a revolver. i look at him and say thanks. he says it was ok,. he had another mg in his back pack. Dark thoughts pass through my mind, and i open up on his face. he wasnt lying, he had a ton of gear, cyote pack (the big one) and a ton of ammo for the mg, and another mg! i went down the ladder and proceded to eleminate everything in cherno. i shot and killed 20 unsuspecting survivors, 100 zombies, 10 perfectly suspecting bandits, and a pig. All in all, a good day

what if a group of players decided to start a merchant business? it would be awesome, mabye set up something like glowsticks or road flares as currency (due to being able to be carried in bulk). We could recruit bandits as gaurds and enforcers, also as soldgers to take out all who oppose us. Wouldnt it be cool......

(post your dayz stories here) i had just spawned for the first time, having only read about the game online. I was on a beach, like the rest of you, a complete n00b. although, i was for armed with knowledge. i snuck my way into gaski or whatever, and had a run of bad luck. no food any where,no soda, no weapons, until i went into a shed (my faverite building type now) and found a crow bar and checz pack, 18 slots! In a filthy shed! I then went through the rest of town, briming with confidence, destroying all in my way. I ended with 6000 blood at the end, but i was happy. i ran until i hit elecktro (2hrs later!) and crawled into another filthy shed. god smiled on me, and i found a makorov with 3 mags!! A varitible holy grail!! my luck went bad again, as i failed to find any food. it went even worse as i entered a ware house, and burned all my makorov mags on a freaking horde. with 2789.34 blood left, and a busted leg, i crawled out, desperitly fending of 30 of them with a crowbar, before finally dieing. no other survivors or bandits seen 38 zombies killed 10 head shots lived 5 hrs did not see a single can of beans or other food :{

you havent been a noob in a while have you? ive literally, in my 5hr 1 glorious life, (edit:NOT) seen 1 can of food, i had a lot of meat, but no matches