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I am merc and in doing so I am sharing that joy with you and others. Go in peace friend.

I know the stuff I have to put up with mate, thanks for the support.

No problem huf, I know the very days you are talking about. You can't beat a nice relax, drink in hand , scanning the forums for a good juicy thread. I am glad you enjoyed my adventure buddy. I will be sure to update on the next battle, fact can indeed by more fun than some of the fiction the apprentices come up with!

Wow you really have it in for me. I don't have an angry boss, I am the boss. I make sure to call my wife nightly when away as a top priority. I also pack a lot into my work day so I can relax in the evenings as I believe everyone should. It's night time in the UK my friend, almost gone midnight. I am just relaxing with a great bunch of new found forum buddies. Cheers to you lads, let the conversation flow and lets share a pint!

I am in a hotel room using my works laptop to write these responses (not a great scenario, trust me!). I would love to be playing Dayz right now and continuing my legacy.

Hi friend, I shared my story in some detail, what more of the event would you like to confirm or for me to give more detail on?

Be respectful please Lee, I didn't insult you and promised to meet up with you. My job involves working away from home sometimes. Apologies for not be able to meet up with you. Go in peace.

Here we go! The internet tough guy routine. My ego is not fragile , I am naturally confident and will not bow to the altar of false modesty. As I have stated previously people deserve more and that includes you my friend. This is not bait and counter bait. Its a genuinely talented player explaining an event in plain language and dare I say it - honesty. I will be back home on Friday (currently on business) and will happily meet up with you for fun and frolicks. Confrontation of friendly rivals is to be toasted!

Please stop being offended by fact. I am not going to beat myself up about having a beautiful wife , a satisfying (and highly paid)job, and being skilled in this game to the point where I sometimes think I am having an out of body experience and viewing the work of a genius from above. Also I would not be using your cleaning product for a breath freshner as I would kill you well before that ever became even a remote possibility. You would have to have the reflexes of a 12 year old tekken player on red bull to even draw before you were dead.

KingOchaos, a king amongst men indeed, you have tuned in on the frequency my friend (don't tell the others). I would like to be referred to simply as "Ace" in legend and my exploits spread only around the camp fire byaspiring survivors.

Wow I was being friendly and how did you get to the point of the anti-gay lesbian nonsense. Live and let live man, don't try and paint me as anything accept a person whos confidence offends you. Go in peace friend - shake on it?

Those kind of comments are a little old Baker, come on buddy, join the conversation in a constructive way. It's about entertaining the readers and creating an open and diverse thread centered on me.

Couple of facts, I was low on ammo and I was rectifying that by shopping in my town. Also I don't camp which I despise. I may use a vantage for visibility and then will hunt my prey with the skill of a ninja combined with the best aspects of James bond and Rambo. Your ignorance on this is forgiven, you meant no harm, go in peace friend. Hey please hold out the olive branch friend. I don't believe in cheating the readers out of accurate depictions of my skill. It would be wrong of me and they deserve better. As for the flame bait rubbish that comes up when someone talks straight - disgraceful.

This will be equally uncomfortable for you to read friend, I am a married man. My wife was an aspiring model in her youth but she has now looked after by her adoring husband and only has to worry about her next vacation. Gaming is fun but looked to your loved ones for the real inspiration of life. Sure I can dominate a computer game but hey - its just a game. Peace to you my friend.

No I can confirm its was UTTER EXPERT. I would inform you as pictured , udders are in relation to cows. I don't know how you confused those two words.

DD please, I sincerely wish I had got this video down but I am too game focused and don't really care about spreading my fame through this medium. Hopefully members of the group I executed will come forth and confirm this action. I f they do not , rest assured this was how it went down. Also stating levels of excellence honestly and openly is sharing facts. I don't like to dress down the engagement with false modesty as I feel the forum readers deserve more.

My I detect some sarcasm there my friend. Shooting 1 player via camping is indeed rather dull and not worthy of our attention. Taking on an armed gang outnumbered 6-1, leave that to me. Thanks for your input though, all comments welcome

As a modest man I accept your apology, go in peace son. No sorry friend it was nothing like your zombie related incident. My story involved a near super human effort of skill, cunning and intestinal fortitude, resulting in an epiphany for my opponents when they realised their encounter with greatness.

Please lets stick to questions about my exploits, trolling is cruel and could be hurtful to some viewers who are not men of the world like me.

Please lets concentrate on me and this story which is amazing. Lets not over analyse it , just sort of bask in it and be happy for your fellow player.

No no, as my main man I am not criticising itchy. It's just that I could shoot off a flea's foreskin at 1000m wearing a blindfold and with my balls in a vice.

OK OK STOP I am this fellow experts partner in crime. He is the only player I consider to be in the same universe when it comes to a combination of reflexes, intelligence and superiority of character. I do agree itchy, on the logging and ghosting aspects. We have been killed by a couple of cheats very occassionaly. These people have to use cheats in effect to counter our god given abilities. As a fellow absolute expert in all aspects of this game, I share your frustration in dealing with the comments of other players that can't comprehend our level of genius. I would suggest I am a better sniper than you itchy - with the accuracy of an atomic clock - but I think you probably edge me in hand gun tactics.

Hey All, Long time player of the mod and stuck in a good few hours on the SA. I play in a little partnership with my mate and we are advocates of the Mosin and thus tend to get geared up fairly easily within a short reach of the coast. Our play style is basically what may be described as bandit but more accurately psychopathic. We like to set up ambushes in and around the coast and then basically shoot on site or play the friendly card until a better shot is on. I would say if a fresh spawn complies with what basically amounts to bullying then he has a 50/50 chance of survival on contact with us. Submission pose is highly recommended and I think is a seriously good addition to the game. At this stage we may make a series of silly demands till the victim either asks for death or complies. At that stage believe it or not there is a half decent chance of survival. Other encounters might be trying to zero a rifle properly and just picking off a coastal wanderer. If someone has sod all on them we will absolutely give them a chance to just suffer minor humiliation and be sent on their way. Once again for all people suffering this kind of bullying I would say you increase your chances of living by letting the nutters have their kicks for a while and maybe even adding some humour of your own. Met plenty of well armed players as you do now at the coast with M4 as it is and equally they have been badly treated with long range kills before they get in range or a false friendly intro followed by one between the eyes. Plenty of gun fights too and so far we have rode our luck with the kill count at about 20 players. Between this we hike north and enjoy the wilderness, check out the sights and generally go into survival mode. We take stock and go back to the coast and setup for some ambush fun. So that how we roll but to my point - so bloody what? If you want to go and be an adventurer and scale the highs and lows on the map , go for it enjoy. If you want to be a good guy protecting the weak against psychopaths like us, that's great too. Be a hermit and never meet a player or sit in a cabin and read one of the many books or I dunno create the ultimate collection of can openers but whatever the hell it is , do what appeals to you. There are exceptions but have you noticed how a good bunch of the "hero" types roll about in posses of 5 plus armed to the tits? Tell you what I will be a hero too with that backup! So sure bandits may piss you off but let them play, equally heroes well done for creating balance in the force. Even the little guy who is sequentially climbing the peaks in the game and logging the results - well done! (but you should get out more). It would be frigging boring if we were all the same. Yeah there is a huge element of instant death on player interaction within the game. Those are the breaks and you know what I like being shit scared as a new spawn about electro because I know another bastard like me could be scoping me on the hill. Gets the heart going and adds to the game. Play as you see fit, enjoy and focus on that element. Equal love to the heroes and bandits (and the rest) we make Dayz the great experience it is!

I think he was more likely renewing the SSL certificate on his exchange server mate!

I am not complaining about hero groups or bandit groups for that matter. Bandits do outweigh heroes for sure. I don't remember disputing that point....