mooky32

I accept your challenge to a spelling contest.

Don't read it and move on child. Never get upset by your betters and their explanations of events that leave your jaw on the floor with sheer unadulterated wonderment. This passive aggressive stance if it was meant to get my attention has done so. Now go in peace and think about your manners.

Many thanks brother. The story as you say, though expertly told, is in fact true. Its more hard hitting than getting punched by Mike Tyson whilst he accelerates towards you at the speed of light equipped with atomic powered boxing gloves, but in that awe the kernel of truth is outted. Peace be with you.

This test subject has passed muster and is welcome on "the hill" any time to partake in a personal helping of my encyclopedic knowledge.

That's a little bit rude, hopefully you are not referring to our efforts to speak words of truth with a confidence that seems to offend some (and inspire others , as has been seen). The common method of self-deprication is not our way. Why lie about things and rob the readership of actual accounts of bravery and skill beyond even the wildest imaginings of mortals? No sir we wont and as for this "troll" talk , guys its rubbish. This is a conversational fun thread where I welcome my children with open arms and tales of sheer skill that leave their mouth gaping and their minds literally blown!

I appreciate your effort at telling a tale and it sounds like a bit of fun. It is however you realise a side show compared to the combat masterclass I skillfully described in my after action report. I am pretty modest by nature and your story does sound a tad boastful, though the action described is pretty tame. I would remind you I am an expert in all forms of armed combat in Dayz. This happened to be a ranged engagement, the next may not. Itchy and I would consider you for entry into our mentor program at level 4 (of 100). Peace be with you brother.

No need for books friend, come to "the hill" and Itchy and I will give you a sample of distilled excellence in the shape of two mortal men. You will then be sent to Elektro as our very own "special investigator". This will involve touring the streets in a pre-ordained fashion , issuing warnings to tresspassers that the brotherhood of skill will be displeased should they linger within city limits.

Oh my my! You are obviously not an expert in reading like me but please review the statement. In the supermarket and surrounds there were originally five. After my double kill there were 3 and I began to flank them. They fanned out to flush me out from my position and as a result I ended up almost behind them. I had a one sided exchange in the alley where I killed one of the search party. I then stepped out on to the street and there were 4. Yes as I clearly stated they had 2 additional mates that I imagine were positioned behind the supermarket at the area I could not view (even I can't see through walls). Of the 4 I saw one was nearer the tech building and outside of the circle of main threats. That's why I quite modestly state it was more like a 6 v 1 epic ramage of destruction as oppossed to a 7-1. I felt it untruthful to include the far away team member as a direct threat - AT THAT SECOND. He later managed to tail me , where Itchy comes into the story and ended him with a sniper shot that would have brought tears to a glass eye. Its not difficult to follow buddy, peace go with you

Wise words from a towering giant of expertism. The words of wisdom Itchy and I try to preach take the form of lessons for our fellow Dayz players and should not be viewed as the boastful exploits of lesser mortals who desperately seek attention in order to manage a delicate ego. No these are attempts to bond with our fellow players through paragons of example, instilling valuable expert commentary that in gaming terms is the equivalency of the discovery of penicillin or atomic power within the world of science. Certain people will "get it" and basically feed off this source of deep wisdom and they will be far better of for it. There is the possibility for them to stand on the shoulders of giants and attain what to them may seem the impossible (basic trainning for Itchy and I). I reach out my hands to my fan base and say , "Come with me, take a journey. You may just be suprised how far you will go" I am ready to take new enquiries today after a refreshing sleep. I am an expert at sleeping and always manage to get exactly the right amount with the correct ambient room temperature and other environmental variables tightly controlled through a comprehensive knowledge of the science of sleep.

I am for mayor of Elektro, my only competition being Itchy. We have decided to split the town in half and rule it equally - BUT WITH AN IRON FIST (I may have mentioned that earlier).

Hehe pleasure mate. I was a habitual homework dodger. I however l made up for that by being an intellectual colossus.

Good work, there will most likely be some fan fiction recreations of this event, I mean it is VERY likely we will soon see videos honouring it posted on line. I could officially endorse one and put you in the frame as my voice over man. You could bask in my reflected glory and be known as "wee man" , a mascot I take about with me on my Cherno tours. I will teach you some of my trade secrets and eventually your confidence will grow to the point we have like an Obi Wan vs Darth Vader match in a clearing. You proclaim "once I was the student , now I am the master" At that point we draw and I am so fast that by the time the neuron has fired in your brain instructing hand to move to holster, I have filled your head with so many holes it resembles a tramps shoes. I weep at your loss and bury you under the old oak tree where I first taught you how to shoot off a sparrows nutsack from 1000m....

Yeah helicopter shots are easily possible in the mod, I was an absolute naturalistic expert at them and it bored me rapidly. You are right though, his story does sound made up..

No worries Jeansie, it was fun to write mate :)

I like those last sweet words of comfort to my fortunate victims - Right now I generally say - "The angels weep my worthy foe, not for you oh no, but for the joy of seeing such combat mastery realised by mortal man" I then lower them gently to the ground, stare off longinglyinto the sun set and swear to myself that some day the killing must stop....

Ok mate I will try and help, try and having reactions of near in-human proportions, an aim so accurate its sponsored by accurist, the combined military knowledge of von manstein, Napoleon and Caesar PLUS devastating good looks and personality.

Cheers fella, McNab yeah he would be getting his bravos shot off from 20 + bud. Yeah nice one forumers too, its a good old convo this thread lol

I have played both with equal expertise. I am not exactly learning from your powers buddy , just commenting on that it sounded fun. No criticism here, only love to an aspiring elite.

Mate, epic story which though a mere shadow of my undertaking is still to be applauded. I salute you!

A worthy choice, hehe I used to play that a lot when I was younger with dice and fold out boards etc. Great times. House Kurita FTW :-)

I am blindfolded and my nuts are in a vice - forgot to add those details. Hey question back to you. What's your favourite mech? I am old school and go with the Battlemaster, it reflects my personality.

The more enlightened norms like AnPhonEh that are willing to take a bullet to protect elite operatives should be given due credit. If I ever have to put you down mate it will be with a headshot from 1000m with such pinpoint accuracy that the bullet entry wound will be EXACTLY equidistant between your eyes. This will mean a quick mercilful kill and will also look quite cool if you have an open casket funeral - which I would pay for.

No bud, good humour though! I think indiscriminate player killing without back story is just silly. My character is a protector of Elektro who was thrown out of the SAS for making the intstructors look bad. With Itchy he vows to stop shops being pillaged and must act to protect what he see as his town.

A sensible question at last. The situation was highly fluid and as I rounded the corner onto the 4 opponents I opted to keep mobile ass oppossed to looting their ex-mate for ammo (other 2 were dead IN the super market remember). As I nailed the 3 on the street with shots that were as accurate as Rain Mans recollection of telephone numbers, I had to keep moving as the 4th player was live and waving a pistol about. Even I need luck however (now and again). Itchy was on hand with a sniper shot that was right out of the top drawer. Cheers Itchy!

Good friend apologies for ignoring you. I have enjoyed our dialogue. You may call me boss if it helps. I will treat you with dignity and pass on scraps of information to you so that one day you will be called "that guy who was mildly talented but nowhere near the epic skill level of his mentor"