mooky32

I play a very modest and humble player who guards Elektro which he sees as his responsibility. I play with Itchy my friend who is equally modest.

Are you still here? Tell you what for someone that hates this thread you sure are determined to keep it top of the bloody reading list for the forum. Congratulations! Now please go back to licking windows, I have expert matters to deal with.

Hi friend , basically that condition is effectively describing delusional individuals. I pity them, it must be horendous. Itchy and I have the Freddy Krueger effect, i.e. It's a bloody nightmare for players if they come near Elektro.

As is your continued existence on this thread. Go in peace.

Couple of things, nope it's no parody it's just truth told in an expertly entertaining manner. Also I dunno who LeeHarveyEnfield is but he can't have a patch on my narrative capabilities (or itchys). Bet he is pleased to be mentioned in this thread mind you. I send a welcome to him! Go in peace brother.

We'll met TB, a handsome ambition for your children and one I officially endorse. As a follower your children also come under our greater flock and with guidance and basically them following every word of our wisdom fanatically they may finally rise to being considered "not bad" Go in peace brother

Ok ok this is going off topic from my original post which describes an actual event which showcased my wide ranging skills which combined mastery of arms with ninja like stealth and the situational awareness of a bird of prey. Ok real world story. Got back from a business trip an hour ago and as I entered my home I noticed my elderly neighbours fence had taken a bashing in the recent bad weather. I hoped round to my shed and got my tool belt and hurried next door and announced I was going to make some quick repairs. The old couple were delighted, the old fellow was actually a carpenter during his working life. When finished the fellow came out and gratefully announced "that looks like the work of a pro, are you a fencer by trade?" And here comes the lesson: "No" I said "Remember last summer when you past on all your trade secrets when you advised me on building my own fence?" "Oh yeah" he replied "We'll I kept that knowledge and now I am paying you back" He beamed from ear to ear and we both felt good , a lot of tenderness was in the air. Now the fact is I lied, I am and always have been an expert carpenter to the extent that even as a young man my neighbour could never hope to emulate the level of skill I have. BUT: He felt good and benefitted from my mastery of a skill set. Like the readers of my original post, see my expertise and marvel in it whilst gaining valuable services in broadening your own knowledge of Dayz. You are all that old man to me, in need of help and I give it willingly in exchange for your love. Itchy thank you for minding this thread whilst I travel. Your amazing intellect and mastery of game knowledge is utterly priceless.

Hey little one, please be respectful of my only equal on this living hell we call Cherno. We are hetro but respect the rights of others to behave as they will. We are luckly enough to have beautiful women as partners and that is all the satifisfaction we need in that department. Please do not approach Elektro, we don't need non-believers like you. Its very likely our loyal followers will get you before we do.

Bragging , I hate those kind of telephone tough guys that always seem to have been in the middle of the action when no one was around. So as you spotted stating facts cooly and without exageration as I did is in fact just an after action report (that coincidentally could grace any hollywood action movie and would be thee single best thing ever seen on film). Pics/Video yup great things but so easily faked and setup. From the raw emotion and amazingly talented way in which I described the action, you know in your heart that it's simply a mere mortal giving voice to description of tactical genius. Sure I would have been great to film it but as I previously stated I am not setup for that , which will have to change as I think the legend is frankly now out of control.

Go in peace brother and never forget your time here and the life lessons that were gleaned from this outpouring of raw wisdom.

No a valued follower not a fan! As for counting , my value was entered for comic effect. I also have no problem calculating my ammo situation. I look at the number of dead bodies after an engagement and in normal circumstances it will be a bullet per victim. Easy maths. I had to start working in fractions after I did the double bubble on the supermarket workers. Go in peace my son.

A won round convert is the best kind, you will become a sort of bard for our legend and be welcomed openly by us on "the hill". I do have a couple of 660GTX in SLI which is not cutting edge by far but it still shifts a fair bit (though SLI leverage in Dayz is a non-event me thinks). Your warm words bring a feeling of outright justification and complete knowledge of the true worthyness of my important and vital position within the community,

I would like to respond to you with grace my friend, despite a very small minority accusting me of effectively attention seeking. Where a hand remains outreached I will grab it and give thanks for kind words. You state our expert skills are to be kept up. You are correct in the skill classification and prediction of future trajectory. If we can inspire even one player to be more of a personality and not a prisoner to conformity, then we have suceeded.

Please read the history of the posts friends. There were 2 additional players on top of the 5 I originally spotted, that were out of sight and made an unwelcome appearance. I fired a total of 5 shots and attained 6 kills, Itchy cleared the last guy up. So your lesson for today is simple, read the words of wisdom with care and next time you will be rewarded by a warmer welcome. Still go in peace.

I am also going to have to add, I think you are a bit of a sack. Still go in peace though.

Dear friend, don't be sad and spread your bad feelings to your betters in such a way. I like interacting with my people and if that makes me "sad" well I will just have to be "mr frowny" for the rest of the day. I will not keep the readers from entertainment. What is a little "sad" as you put it , is the time you took out of your own hectic schedule to basically carry a negative message. Go in peace son, I forgive you.

No come , learn, be educated, have fun and die in our arms after a text book lesson in advanced weapons handling.

Stop reading the thread friend, I bless you in the name of the Heckler, the Koch and the holy Mosin. Go in peace.

Hey brother, I appreciate your input and yes people who are following the thread may wish to go somewhere else. A lot of new people may wish feedback, I will stay with it whilst my expert opinion is required. There is no need for you to continue reading, go in peace brother.

Hey maths is very much up our street. Give me a rifle , 1 bullet and watch me perfrom a painful subtraction.

Now is owning more like. That is what the thread is about and the appreciation of that and a chance for me to interact with fans of myself and Itchy and show that no matter how much better as all-round people we may be compared to them, we still have time for a kind word of encouragement.

Hey brother, kind words, have a temporary bask in my rays of glory. Don't stay in there too long it could burn sensitive skin. You are also correct in that my account has be toned down to some degree as I didn't want to come over as over confident and boastful. Go in peace friend

Greetings follower. No I wasn't robbed or teabagged as you say and I feel fine on a daily basis through a combination of a fantastic real life setup combined with a gaming ethic and mastery that has the potential to invoke what some feel to be a near religous experience. Most of my game time is spent in partnership with Itchy introducing this "religion" to invaders of our town via the medium of a 7.62 shell directly to the dome. These are delivered with as much care a father lavishes on a new born child and with in accuracy that is associated with the calibration of scientific instruments.

Hi brother. No I am not a troll just a supplier of hard facts, like a missionary for the exceptionally talented. If I was a troll you are right however, I would be a master at it.

I enjoy adding humour to the posts friend but the nature and original concept of the post which was aimed at sharing my combat prowess , is and always will be completely serious.