mooky32

No friend what has happened here is that someone with a vastly greater wit, intelligence and literary skill has created a thread which has been almost universally embraced as a breath of fresh air. In typical troll fashion this has irked your paper thin ego and resulted in a pathetic attack on what is a good old fashioned to and fro thread based on hero worship of 2 ground breaking Dayz players (the like of which you will never come close to in mastery of skill). Also you naturally have not studied the thread in detail because the essence of the post is declaration of an actual event in a truthful manner without paying homage to false modesty - bloody live with it! My life outside the awesome Dayz (let me hear a hell yeah community) involves the elements I have also honestly shared with my readers. So yeah its good and I deserve it because I work hard and am generally a pretty giving kind of person. As for crowding out other threads. So the power of this thread is such that all others must live in its shade and as a result critical information is missed out upon? Are you serious? Most people are capable of reading past page 1 of the forums and even more so capable of NOT reading this post if it either bores or annoys them. Now go and sit in the corner and think about what you have said. Go and create a thread that rivals this on a serious matter such as "Mosin and the coriolis effect, your views?" In other words Bore off! But err yeah, still go in peace and stuff.

Lol, don't worry dude you were being covered by the guardians of Elektro through the scope of a Mosin.

Mainly because people want to hear the voice of experts discussing the game. Slight irony in your need to comment, adding yet another response to the thread. I think this may not have been thought through to some extent. Leave the thinking to us and just enjoy the ride. Go in peace.

And so a bond of friendship was struck and the doves were verily released. :) Gimpy your position is secure in that you have to decide to become one of the enlightened and DrGonzo has not made that step yet. We can't force people to be our disciples, not that we have a lack of candidates at the moment. We spread peace and wisdom to all but the enlightened come first brother. Peace go with you.

Yeah but I love you in a manly way which you shouldnt find threatening. This is a holy place, you will find acceptance if you are respectful and in turn you will be respected. Peace go with you.

Enough of this troll - FRONT RANK FIRE! :)

Sure brother , what time would you and your clan like booked in for termination? Other questions, regular hearse or horse drawn carriage for the coffins, lilys or white roses for the flowers and do you guys want buried or cremated. We have a couple of promising followers amongst the enlightened and we will send them across to recce. If they come back alive you will have wasted our time, if they die then we will come looking. Leave a donation in the bowl as you leave my church...

I know the he is some guy eh? ;)

Hi there friend. Simple explanation here, I wasn't recording at the time. Also its not effort for me to type an after action report like that, mainly because I am extremely creative and can touch type at a rate most professional secretaries would envy. Simples!

Hey fanboy, I know you can't leave us alone but maybe have a review of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2dE74RiFqA A little clue , your attempts at trolling represent the Zulu charge, our charitable put downs represent the thin red line and the veritable verbal tirade you are experiencing. Advance! :)

Another troll into the jaws of destruction. Brother please, read some classic instruction in dealing with twats, just refer to my replies to other trolls in this thread. The weakness of your approach and attempts to troll only bring contempt from our followers and pity from Itchy and I. Also stop trying to bring up the American vs Great Britain aspect. We love all our followers from around the globe. The one wish I might have is that if we do burn the white house again , you're in it :) Now go child....

Brother welcome to the enlightened. Your story made me smile and that is indeed a worthy compliment! We need more like you amongst the Elektro Enlightened. When you are dealing with personalites of the magnitude of Itchy and I , sometimes a little confidence is needed to get our attention. In this you have suceeded and will be welome on "the hill". Well met brother.

Would you kiss your mother with that mouth? Do I lift? Yes I am built like a brick shit house - next question. Ok so this is getting off topic. You are an unknown trying to get noticed by regailing us with fantasy tales of your supposed abilities. Wake up call wee man, you are in our church. Take a seat and listen to the sermon but do not get ideas above your station. Lets now get back on the topic of my description of an action more dramatic than the Iranian embassy siege. We don't wont people trying to raise their profile through association with this thread - which I modestly suggest is the best and most interesting thread that has graced these forums. So please stay a while, have a time of reflection and get the fantasy nonsense out of your head. Look on us as benevolent leaders who will guide you gently to enlightement upon the hill. Peace be upon you

Indeed you are enlightened my son, I will see you on "the hill" Peace go with you.

You are enlightened now and so your words carry our message brother. I was an absolute master at Daley Thompsons on both Kempston and keyboard, good times. As for non-believers I pity them but also offer the hand of friendship in the hope they will repent and join our fold. For we are kind and accept all to our flock, the poor, the needy, the unskilled, the young the old and even those who have a face like a bee keepers apprentice - all are precious to us. Elektro provides child...

Peace be with you son. What you have done is a rare skill. You have accepted your lot as someone in the past who at the absolute peak of their gaming powers could have been 1/10th as good as Itchy or I but who now has let that high fade and is now one of the masses. Well you know what you are no longer that man. Acceptance is the first step on the way to recovery as part of the Elektro enlightened. Sure we could beat your highscore in any video game known to man by a factor of 10 but so what? You have taken our light into your life and are free from such worries now. We do all the hard stuff for you , you will be instructed and you grow. All we ask is a fierce loyalty that burns brighter than a 1 million watt bulb. You should love us unconditionally and take a bullet for us at a minutes notice. Go in peace brother

Hey Gimpy, I know what you mean about youthful expertism. Itchy and I were known locally as the "Dream Team" We were experts on Speccy, C64, Atari ST, Amiga, Sega Master System , NES, SNES, Gamecube, N64, Saturn, Dreamcast, PS1 and PS2. We then took a break and dominated sports at our school in case there was any hint we might be computer nerds or something. So after that and bagging the hottest girls at school we pretty decided we were "IT". So yes to emulate our lives , impossible and maybe even dangerous for "ordinaries". Stick to hero worship and learning what you can from our brilliance, absorbing our wisdom like milk from a teat. In this way you will become better (but naturally nowhere near our level of skill). So welome to the Elektro Enlightened brother.

Lol classic. :)

Hey dude, who are you talking to? Did someone disrespect you? Go in peace...

Grown up and didn't stop , only to become a giant among men. Your tag reminds me of my personality - EPIC! Go in peace brother

Hey friend, I think what has happened here is that you have being drinking some of your "special tea" and decided to come here with your angry face on. Yup you are right I do have great powers of negotiation skills too and probably could have influenced them to do my bidding BUT as you obviously have not picked up, we role play as protectors of Elektro. Frankly its a lot of fun, something you need more of mr grumpy. As for your last comment, well I am going to have to say that my wife has had a read of this thread and was spellbound by my narrative and ability to deflect trolls. With that I send another sad troll on his way but with love. Go in peace brother.

Oh the "count of monte fisto" , with you now fella.

I am an unstoppable force and itchy is an immovable object. That is just not going to happen :)

Welcome my friend, your fears will almost certainly be realised as that aspiration is frankly unrealistic. Still you take your place amongst the enlightened, peace brother.

You are right brother, lets get back to the real important subject - ME and my amazing skills and the daring action that has resulted in the birth of a legend.