mooky32

Deeply moving, a testimony to your humanity. I feel humbled.

Thanks guys I can see you are both pretty perceptive and naturally have the edge of experience over me. You maybe just pick up things a little better and can see through an ambush, ruse or piss take for instance. I will try hard not be a pussy xRyan99. I am determined to be more of a cock. Let me know how I am doing.

Oh I had to add mate, no revive of the old thread as I will let it grow to a fine vintage on its own right. Also you get the RIGHT BORING PRICKS on your back. You know the ones with 2000+ forum posts who have more chance of raising the titanic than raising a smile during any one of their miriade of god awful posts. Generally the cut of these dude posts is so mind numbingly dull that deep root canal treatement would be preferable whilst being subjected to anal probing simultaneously. They will generally cut in with a "don't feed the troll" comment or something. At that point they then tick a little box on their clipboard against - TASK 1: Add daily post to Dayz Forum in order to extend my "back catalogue" At that point they then sit down and wank themselves off furioulsy whilst donning finger puppets.

Thanks bro, this forum therapy is helping more than you could know. That player was maybe thinking, 'hell yeah, life is good, gonna make me some online friends today, I am going to be fundamentally a GOOD PERSON' To have that RIPPED from his life by some trigger happy guy, with admittedly good looks and a winning personality. All of that snuffed out. He may have kicked his dog after that, his illusions shattered by an unthinking fool (with an MBA). Beware the ides of March Mooky, karma calls for such as you. I still feel the pain, like a shard of glass has penetrated my icy heart.

You have made me feel a bit silly now! I just felt that perhaps that young man (or lady, he was playing a man but it might have been a lady playing a man, err anyway I digress) had become emotionally invested in that character. You know the sort of thing, he (or she) felt that this particularly character was a perfect expression of how they felt they wanted to live their life. Maybe no other character even if an exact digital copy enabled by hitting respawn, would do. This was the one for them and all they wanted to do was exude their real life Joie de Vivre through this character. AND THEN A beast , an ignorant fool like me pulls a trigger and ends it - RIGHT THERE RIGHT THEN! Taking all of this into account, how do you feel now? Would you still be guilt free. I doubt it mate, I serioulsy doubt it.....

Mate this is morale dilemma, honestly! Please treat it with the seriousness it deserves. I can't stay up for another night straight. For one thing the wife is fed up of me pestering her for sex.

Thanks for the kind concern Face, I will get Itchy to respond to that as I don't want to make asperations about the condition of his bollocks prematurely. Thanks for advice buddy, it was my friend's sack that was having issue, mine is ok to my knowledge. I will take on-board the Elektro inside knowledge. I had my suspicions of danger after we paraded up and down the main streets there playing "Don't worry be happy" at top volume through the direct voice comms. This attracted what I can only describe as - a fucking mountain of sniper fire. I am going back to stare of into the distance at the sea edge , considering what I did and the impact it had....

Yup new patch has introduced crash to desktop for both me and my regular squad mate. Oddly almost all of these crashes have happened around Elektro. Something has gone amiss with the last update.

You ever thought of a career as a party planner? You seem full of joy and fun *end sarcasm*

We are symbiotic

This is incorrect and not the general consensus. Our followers are at odds with this statement.

Ah the lesser spotted nerd, seen rarely in a social group appears briefly from his basement in his futile attempt to troll the master of troll destroyers.Here is a tip for you wee man, don't assume everyone lives in your own loser continuum. Pluck up your ideas, pull on the big boy pants and join us in our continuing effort to improve the community. Much love!

Read the thread mate, this was merely an update. Stage 2 is starting soon and we are just prepping the followers.

Quick update, for the gang of 3 in Elektro central fire station, who got distracted by itchy singing the ghost busters theme tune outside the main gate, we salute your ineptitude. Whilst chasing him and shooting wildly I slotted you with 3 mosin shots from the 2nd story of the house opposite the fire station. You may further recognise the scenario from itchy's add hoc lyrics which went something like this " you're shit, you can shoot for shit, you're shit" repeat x 10 You have been touched by greatness (in the form of a 7.62 round) now go in peace..

101 now buddy :) But seriously is it a crime to try and respond to as many of the fans as possible and repay them for taking the time to post? I am an expert at all things Star Wars by the way, just in case you were wondering. Peace go with you brother.

Welcome to the enlightened brother, you pushed back against greatness initially then had an expertism epiphany and are now in our safe and loving arms. You are welcome on the hill where you can sit proudly beside us, scanning Elektro for invaders whom we will merrily dispatch. And so it has been written. Go in peace brother. Welcome brother, Itchy and I are Picts and hail from Caledonia (modern day Scotland). We are warlike by nature and often get naked and paint our bodies in woad before a session of Dayz. Itchy is renowned for being a beserker and often gets overcome with blood lust on the hill. I am more like a Pictish druid (cause everything I do is bloody magic!). The mystery is revealed. Peace be with you brother

The enlightenment cannot be stopped. It's a huge tidal wave of wisdom, powered by the devotion of our followers. Standing in its way will lead to your utter destruction. Stand aside brother, or face oblivion! Go in peace

Your efforts are as always appreciated young Gimpy. You have lots to learn but then again I have so much to give and you are such a willing vessel. Peace be with you brother

The only thing I inhale is the sweet smell of success brother.

Welcome friend, yes reading a story of such devastating purity and truth probably left you reeling. A reality check of truly awesome power hit you between the eyes harder than 7.62 round from my Mosin. You stumbled about your basement in a daze, trying to absorb the wisdom of my tale and its daring and expertism. It was too much however and it drove you to the point of near insanity, so much so you considered going outside and getting some fresh air (a major step for a sunlight hating troll). You didn't however and decided to get on your faithful sword of justice (keyboard to most regular people) and create a fantasy scenario which papered over the cracks in your swiss cheese like ego. The chances of you killing Itchy or I are the same as the potential you have of interacting with a female at your magic the gathering after school club - NONE! Now go and peace before the followers lynch you. Half as good as me is a factor of 10 x better than an average Dayz veteran. You have set yourself a bloody tough goal there. I will help guide you to it though my son. Welcome to the Enlightened. Peace go with you...

There is a light and it never goes out, just ask The Smiths my brother. Your investigations are welcome brother, our knowledge is a font for all, drink deep.... Go in peace.

I therefore accept the Internet and now share it out evenly with our followers for I am a magnanimous leader. My word is lore and must be accepted my friend, mortals see this as a stunning achievement. I didn't break sweat. Peace be with you...

Well your assumption is well founded my friend , the level of perfection I have reached makes the master works of Michelangelo look like the work of an infant throwing shit at a canvas by comparison. If you manage to play as well as us after we have sunk 10 pints of lager, you will be doing great. Advice from my life? Ok just for you, one pearl of utter wisdom. Ensure you wash your hands thoroughly before taking a hit and miss, specially if you have been eating red hot chicken wings Peace be with you brother, I am off to do my beauty regime (one look in the mirror to confirm perfection)

School is back in session. The lessons continue and you have seen through the bs and glimpsed the light my friend. It takes intelligence and understanding to seek and receive wisdom as you have. Welcome to the Elektro Enlightened my friend.

Excellence explained in a language that the lay person can understand. That is all my friend. Glad you enjoyed my systematic destruction of trolls. More appear almost daily , keep tuned to this thread! Notice however the ranks of the enlightened are starting to completely outnumber the trolls? Wisdom, sharing, caring - welcome to the enlightened brother.....