mooky32

People comment, its rude not to comment back. Thanks for commenting. The irony.......

It's like you know me better than I know myself. My wife often calls me an utter Bastard. Is this the same thing?

I decide the rules of maths. Smash the system people, just smash it up! I went to the self service checkout today and when the display asked whether I took a bag (for which it would charge me a small amount) I pressed "no". I took a bag anyway and walked out like nothing had happened.

No Abba no gun fight, this is serious! I could get called out here. All it would take would be a few souls to read this post, volunteer and the match is happening. Volunteers, are you not enterained??????

Oh I get it now. ;) If we do this we need seconds, we need it to be witnessed by a decent crowd. It will be done with magnums only after 20 paces. Referees will be in place and the winner take it all. What I mean is the victor must literally sing the first verse of Abbas "The winner takes it all" or forfeit EVERYTHING.

Yeah he shares the same name, avatar , style of prose, sense of humour, sex appeal and general aura of "asskickability" as me so I am sure I will bump into him soon. I will pass on the server details and you to should have a lead induced party together.

I can relate to this , Itchy has started not wearing pants. This might go someone way to explaining his sack related injuries...

Yeah that guy was utterly amazing, if only I could meet him one day....

Deebz , ffs, I totally resemble that comment!! :) Ok I through with stories and frivolity: Mosin ranging and zeroing results by Mooky, ahem: On 200m ranged shots against a fixed target with my mosin correctly zeroed , I found a dispersion of 7-12 inches dependent on the condition of the......... arrgh I can't do it. What I have been really doing is shooting new spawns in the knees with my shotgun and then putting splints within crawling distance of them. When they get near I move it another few paces back and repeat. It's the Hansel and Gretel approach to torture porn. I can't help myself.................. :(

Hey youngster. A story is a pretty general thing to discuss. Also pro-tip. Roll your middle mouse button over a corpse and select "hide body" If a story has no practical point then yup , pretty pointless. "I just fell off the fire station roof and broke my cock, lol" etc etc. However I was making a point about group alertness (or lack of). I will let you get back to your finger puppets.

Lol I accept your balls humbly!

Just back from a long walk where I considered my actions and what repercussions it might have for my unfortunate victim. "Just a game" I reasoned, probably some kid who maybe swore a little bit and then just respawned and got on with. After a long beach stroll I had finally made peace with this rash action and decided that perhaps life must go on, I had reached closure. THEN THIS! All of my worst fears realised in excellent prose that are somewhere in the league of my expert scribbilings. Lord hast though forsaken me!!!??? I wish you had remained true to your moniker and not revealed what I feared was the true catastrophic effect of my utter stupidity. Your words are heart breaking my friend and so tangible in their description of a deep grief that was so nearly uplifted until I came alongs. Can you find it deep in your hear to forgive me and rekindle some faith in the fettered humanity that is Dayz? For every good looking guy with a trigger finger there are lots of not so good looking hero types who rail against their position as nobodies in life by helping others and by some extent hoping their digital life will be far more respected than their IRL existence. Tell me you can extend a hand of friendship to me and allow my sleeping pattern to be once again normalised. Tell me........................ Whoosssh, and over his cranium the post doth go.......

Word is born brother. I got a fright and someone had to pay the piper due to my nervous hand movements. See above "nervous hand movements". I was shaking like a Scots man at an alcohol free wedding reception.

Call of Duty - Huge Map Edition

Oh the humanity Bckwrds! I will do as you say *sob* and push that self loathing deep into the pit of my stomach. I will let it fester and build up till the point it explodes in an orgy of madness. For instance I might go into the local supermarket and re-arrange a shelf display in a fit of utter rage. As for Itchy, if he is the last of his kind, then yes it is the end. We need more utter nutcases, with massive egos and the ability to dispense abuse on tap. What will become of us....... I am going out (to the store) and maybe some time.....

I saw that other guys post. He seems like he has issues. You may be missing out on my function to some degree but do not expect stability of character, I think I may be unstable in fact. Much Love! :-)

I am now in intensive care with Itchy at our local hospital. The doctor wants to know if his rash is related to my ruptured helmet. This is getting awkward....

You just described my perfect evening! Oh Philly Oh Philly You're ideas may seem silly To others but not me In your genius a spark of truth I see Will be my second best mate? Trust me though not at all second rate For dear itchy must always have my back Despite the trouble with his sack....

Phil, I am so there. No pants party with euro disco beats and nibbles. I all over it like white on rice. Picking my outfit as we speak - well top half anyway...

Yikes! Ok ok I have taken some initial action with my bell-end and a cheese grater. Satisfied?

I have GOSH and would describe my personality as Scottish. I like long walks in the country (thank fuck as that comes in handy as a Dayz player). I am into fashion, no pants, yellow raincoats and gas masks rating highly. I Iike fine dining, sardines, tuna , bleach etc and enjoy Soviet era industrial architecture. Other hobbies include axe murdering, disingenuous claims of being "friendly" and watching women through mosin scopes from a distance. My statistics are 5 inches soft and 8 when angry. If this profile is of interest please got to the top of the hospital in Elektro and stand stock still for around 5 seconds so I can assess our compatibility. ciao , Mooky

Lol utter class mate, you are playing old Mooky at his own game and utterly holding your own! Much chuckling this end, I salute you! Now back to insomnia ;-)

You ask for serious advice and you get some sadist promoting self harm as a coping mechanism. There was a time when this community was a serious place dealing with issues. What have we become?

Yes. Guilt is a tough bedfellow. The feelings that coursed through me after this shooting sparked an extreme internal reaction. I couldn't eat and felt nauseous. My wife actually sat down with me and talked it through. She basically told me I shouldn't play such games if they are having such a profound effect. I keep thinking about that players last moment and how he felt. It still hurts.....

Any chance of a sack update mate, even I am worried!??