Here's two I've found that are free (didn't notice that other site charges for its audio files..) that both sound like people actually eating in my opinion. Funny the one labelled disgusting is so much more tolerable. person_eats_toast_crunch_chewing.mp3 person_eats_food_close_wet_disgusting.mp3

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/display/sounds.cfm/sound_group_iid.461 Heres a site full of examples of people actually eating. They all sound much better than the one used. Seriously. All of them are better by far. Also, is there a way to change it to where the crowbar doesnt sound like you're smashing glass from 50 feet away when you're hitting a zombie, or to make it so zombies dont randomly say, "F*ck" or speak in russian when shot? I understand where you're coming from, I as the developer of the game shouldn't focus on mundane things like proper sound effects when theres things like faulty weapon switch, poor server support and major artifacting glitches still present in the game. Oh wait, I'm not a developer.. I'm a random player adding a minor complaint to the suggestion pile. Way to contribute genius.

TRUST ME YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I work as a waiter, I have to hear slobs eat like slobs all day, that doesn't bother me, that horrible pathetic fake eating noise they came up with as a sound byte youre basically forced to listen to does. The only thing I can equate that sound to is when I hear children pretending to eat. Which annoys me just as much. It's very unlikely that they will change this though. In my time working in the food industry in a large city I've come to realize something: table manners are a very rare thing. The fact is only really the northern united states and parts of europe take table manners seriously at all. From what I've seen at least. For instance, did you know its polite table manners in Japanese culture to slurp your soup? It's true. Ever watch somebody from France or true French canadians eat? These people invented snooty dining and they're massive slobs. It would only make sense that people further away from english culture wouldn't give a damn whatsoever about terrible noises they make while eating. Also a majority of the people who play this game are children, children love these sort of noises; it amuses the hell out of kids to be annoying. The game is in alpha though, and to be honest most of the sound effects do blow in general. SO heres to hoping.