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We are recruiting for our DayZ group. You must be over 18+, able to handle a mature environment, and ffs...don't be a rager. Trolls are more than welcome = ) We play many games including the Arma II OA and it's many mods, League of Legends, Americas Army 3, ETC. If this sounds like your group, send a message for TS info.

Bring it to the top...

Anyone interested in Fallujah private hive?

We love French people, get your ass in TS lol

[Anal Gaming] (Assholes since 1983) is still looking for a girlfriend and members. If you think you belong with a bunch of misfit assholes, well this might just be your place. Send a PM for TS info. Thank you, have a nice day. -A member of [Anal Gaming] Staff.

Me too.

That's all me. Who is Aristotle?.... :P Still have room for a couple more members....and your girlfriend.

If you are interested, we have TS and a server as well. We are a group that works with several other groups. Send a PM for TS info.

My God...He gets it lol B)

I find it funny that the people posting a reply here obviously would not fit in our group, but I get several good people on TS with us that enjoy our game play with no issues...hmmm ;) Have fun being a tight ass. :D Maturity is a frame of mind, not the contents of it.

We are looking for mature, 18+, relaxed, skilled, patient, people who don't jump clan to clan. We are a tight knit community and I hope that says it all about us. If this looks like a place for you, message me for TS info. If you join us for DayZ you are not required to join the clan. We are just looking for other good DayZ players.

Are you afraid of the anal?

LOL, no worries, I'm not offended. Love the "Mud Pie Mafia" idea. [Anal] is an acronym...Another Newbie Assault League. We were not necessarily looking to name the clan Anal...it just happened :D We like the whole idea of parents not coming on to my teamspeak and bitching about what their kid is hearing from adult mouths.

Mature meaning: you can handle a silly name like anal and can act like an adult ^_^

We like to keep our group small, we are not all online at the same time always. So, we still have some spots open for more players. We have direction here and like to engage other players. We gear up, raid, ambush, etc. So come join in. Send me a message for TS info.

still got a couple spots, message for details.

The day started off where my brother and I logged out of our camp the night before. Fully gear'd (I'm sure I don't have to explain) and ready to go we started to start our usual tent watch on our way into the "PvP" zones. Success! What a good turn out before we arrive in the southern areas. I find several tents that contain very little and nothing of use to me at this point. I do pick up a couple things my fellow bandit members could use when we meet up later in the south. I move on towards my destination happy as a DayZ player. Another set of tents...The phrase "what noobs make a camp so close to the south right in the open?", but I carry on with my raid. Behold! Mountain Dew! I know the dangers, but I am not superstitious (it is bad luck). I drink just to say, "I found some Mountain Dew...And I drank that shit!" Ha...I move on to my destination again moving from the "newb camp" again just a short distance from the last camp I find what could be the jack pot. Maybe I can trade out my little shotty for a F N FAL or an M4 of sorts...AS50s, AK Kobra, M4A3 CCO, M9 SD, all the mags, NV's, satchels, bear traps, car parts, food, med supplies, SWEET! That will do donkey, that will do. I move into Cherno to meet up with my crew and the van. We head east now that there are four of us we can go drop our camp then head back for some player on player action (dirty minds -_-...me too...). We arrive in an eastern coast city to find some dead bodies in a small town near Solnichniy. You know what we do at this point...Little did we know that once we all jumped out of the ride and start checking out the bodies we would not be leaving the town with our van or our supplies that we were so at peace with. The van we found was bugged. It would look as if it was busted one sec, then it was fine the next. Not thinking about the potential danger there I continued on. Then it happened. All 4 members of our group insta-killed. Same time. Sigh. We meet up and go back...it happened again. All four of us at the same time, dead simultaneously. My buddy mentions that he drank Mountain Dew earlier thinking that would clear up this mess if he came clean about doing the "no no" with the Mountain Dew. Then I confessed to him that I drank about three of those on the way to the rendezvous. "I found a Mountain Dew and I drank that shit!"

We are looking for one more person to join our group. We are the KOS, raid, and kill or be killed type of group. We are late night players (PST) here on the west coast. I am a CQC type of player and we have a couple snipers. Looking for another player who likes to play some sort of support or CQC as well. Send a PM and we will see what happens. I have a TS server where we can meet up. Hope to see ya soon.

Sounds good, we play every day. Find us on teamspeak ts58.light-speed.com:8253. If we arent there, check back soon, we will be there. Look forward to meeting up.

Of course the Makarov is the one you would start with in previous patches, but the first gun that I found and killed with was a G17 = )

I killed you in Bolota in the air tower yesterday. You raged in direct while we had our good, but fast shootout. I waited for you to shoot first or not at all. You chose to shoot first...I just finished the job. Thanks for the gear, I was running low on ammo and so was my crew. = )

"El-Oh-El...." /facepalm....

Lol, you just had to google that shit didn'cha...google sarcasm ; )

If you have to ask...You sir may not be a bandit...

You sound like you would fit in great with our bandit group. We have a routine and direction here. We are also skilled in navigating and working with other groups, but not just any group. We have a few allied crews out there. We are BANDITS so if you are afraid to put your finger on the trigger, maybe you should sit this one out. But, hope to see you. Message me for TS info.