jackl590

this thread has no point. inb4 graveyard

no plaza

Post a picture that best represents the face you make when you spot an unsuspecting victim, I'll start.

Next time you decide to put music like this in your video dont it is very distracting and annoying

So i was surfing the net today when i found a picture that basically sums up all that is and ever will be DayZ. Here it is...

I think the reason he did what he did was for fun.

Bump. No ransom yet....

I recently had my first run in with a helicopter. This particular firefight did not end well for either party. When all was said and done both myself and Zlad (The Helicopter pilot) decided to add each other on steam and had a long talk about the events and the thoughts going through our minds. Prelude: My Story (Jackl590): After just having spawned I headed east through Cherno picking up very little supplies. In the wilderness I spot an unarmed player, a helicopter soon fly's overhead, lands and picks up the player. They then proceed to search for me... His Story (Zlad): I was flying around looking for campsights. Then my friend got killed by a group of guys or something like that. So I went to get him... The Battle: Q&A With My Attacker (Zlad) 1) Q: "What where you doing before the event?" A: "I was flying around looking for campsights. Then my friend got killed by a group of guys or something like that. So I went to get him." 2) Q: "Did you'r friend tell you I was there?" A: "No, he didn't say anything" 3) Q: "Then why were you searching for me?" A: "We were searching because he really wanted to kill someone." 4) Q: "Why did your friend jump out of the helicopter?" A: "We were searching because he really wanted to kill someone, hes kind of a jerk and an idiot which is why he jumped out." 5) Q: "What made you crash?" A: "I was going closer and turned a bit, that's when I hit it. the hitbox for that tree is bigger than I thought and I got too close." 6) Q: Why did you decide to chase me? A: For the heck of it. I knew I was going to die with 400 blood so I made it exciting. 7) Q: "Why did you miss so many shots?" A: "Oh, I know you were calling me a terrible shot, but when you have 400 blood everything is white and the camera is really shaky." 8) Q: "Why did you kill me instead of letting me give you a blood bag like I said i would if you stopped chasing me?" A: "I don't know.... I thought killing you was funnier, I felt like jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining." Me: "Do you have any questions for me?" Him: " I don't know... were you afraid of me?" Me: "Well of course, it was terrifying, you know its scary when you have to hide behind a bush in broad daylight." Him: "Did you ever think of trying to reason with us from behind the bush?" Me: "Well i asked your friend in side chat if he was friendly and he never responded so i assumed you were bandits." Him: "That makes sense." Me: "Is that all?" Him: "Ya, I think so. I'm just glad I got to see it from the the person being hunted's perspective, instead of the hunter's." Me: "Yea it was definitely a cool experience." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, I hope this thread has as much insight about what goes on in the mind of your enemy during a firefight as i have had talking with Zlad about ours. It truly is an amazing thing seeing things through another eyes. Be sure to comment below with your thoughts or interesting stories of your own and as always be sure to like the video and subscribe to my channel if you enjoyed the video as it is much appreciated.

Your FPS would = approximately 0

The camo is highly rare and the radio isnt even in the game. Both were probably the works of a hacker, and your weird spawns are likely the result of a conflict between battleye and your hacked items.

Green = Group, White = Direct and that mic symbol looks pretty green to me...

^ doesn't get the reference to Futurama

That awkward moment when you see that this guy is in group channel so no one heard him...

Dear Pendragon, I no longer wish to speak with you on these matters and await word from the FunkyTown and Stampede families on our payment. Sincerely, Jackl590