I signed out in the northernmost house in Vybor, spawn back in and suddenly I'm under in. Unable to wiggle, unable to prone, and unable to vault. My gun got eaten, and I have no way of killing myself. Just a seemingly endless supply of food and water. What do I do o_o How do I get out?

After three and a half years of playing DayZ, I still do not, have never, and will never kill on sight.

This is what I was gonna do anyway :P Hmmmm...maybe. I don't have a screwdriver. The game ate my weapons. But you've just sold me on this haunted house idea. I'm definitely doing this. Or at least trying to do this. :D

Oh wow. I love this.

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>Agrees to team up. >Gets Killed on sight by teammates.

The only female models on this game are ugly as hell though. XD

Not only were 2000 bans handed out in one day but Battleye recently had a secret update which led to a large amount of hackers being banned recently, bout two days ago.

That's odd cause, most of my friends on this game hack, they're all over the age of 20, a good amount over 30, and they don't hack to harm anyone, and are completely nice people.You may want to change this statistic.

Obviously, lets let hackers roam free, dupers dupe without regard, bugs sit and lie cause fuck all these problems with tents, they don't affect anyone. Who cares about glitches with vehicles, getting the standalone out.Who needs important things done honestly? Lets just slack off and let chicks dress up as bushes. Why? Cause this obviously comes before all that.

That is the most true thing you've ever pointed out, even about my personality, that makes me think over my excessive hate for KOS.I dislike everyone I do not know, and make fun of them as much as I want, and would rather never become any of their friends, or have to meet them, or see them. But I suppose that kind of matches how if I see a player, I avoid them.

You my sir, have won the game.Take all my beans.

But apparently you don't know how to spell.Nice job asshole.

Who said smoke grenades were pointless? Not only can they be used to tactfully draw the attention of players, or block out their view of you, but they also attract zombies to them, and can be used to alert friends of your position.

I wasn't acting superior I was bored and too lazy to type a full response so I simplified it. But if someone says they're gonna leave do you beg them to say or say bye?I'm pretty honest and straightforward so I'd just say bye, I do it in real life too. XD I didn't know watching someone quit something and basically supporting them was a 'superior' thing to do, I'm sorry if this offends you.

Get out.

Actually no, only one at NW airfield. All the rest at Cherno, Berezino, Solnichny, and spread out amongst the map as well.

Oh.

So if you were bleeding out, low on blood, running through a field from a zombie with one sniper bullet, no bandages, no blood, and I shot the zombie for you and ran to you and bandaged you up, then offered you blood.You'd still shoot me on sight?

Not one to speak since I've been playing for only about two weeks, but I have never killed another player, and i have had many chances to do so. I play all day every day and I am very entertained simply by surviving, and moreso by helping others. This is why i hate the people that say "Surviving in this game gets boring, so eventually all there is to do is kill people." Like...no. HELP others perhaps? Make friends? Be a kind human being? Evolution is supposed to bring us together, and the players of this game are very good at devolving as it seems. I'll be proud to be one of the people that DOESN'T devolve in such a barbaric way, and stays a friendly survivor. (y) Go humanity.

I fucking love your siggy.

I've run into more players on servers with 4 people, than I have on servers with 30.

Never seen a bandit with morals.I applaud. (Seriously though, no sarcasm included.)

Note to self, if PauiJay is seen, KOS, playerkiller. Got it.

I shall attempt to, sir.