zealous

Haha oh man that guy is still making Ctrl+Alt+Del? I thought that died ages ago because it was so bad. Probably the worst webcomic I've ever seen, and that's quite a statement.

It's not a game. It's an alpha.

best 1.7.1.4 strat alt+f4 then wait for a patch

Seems to be an issue with 1.7.1.4, me and a friend have the same problem. If you go anywhere near a town, every zombie in that town will instantly attack you. Sneaking has no effect. Just wait for the next patch :)

Search button is at the top. http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2352&highlight=auto+run

Thanks for the announcement, good to know when issues arise. ETA on being able to join servers again?

Part of the price of success, I'd say. Get used to dealing with assholes and litigation - look at the shit Notch went through when Minecraft boomed. Remember that you're making a great game that a lot of people want. You're entertaining and capturing the hearts of hundreds of thousands of people, so it's worth the bullshit :)

bicycles that's right, I'm talking smashed, broken, all-fucked-up bicycles that you can fix up to be your own personal mechanical war steed if you have the balls to fight the undead for a puncture repair kit. look at this sexy bitch: or how about these majestic mother fuckers, ready to take on the world, a band of badass bicycle brothers: and no one could deny this little minx, which includes a stylish flashlight up front so you can ride that slut all night long: Yeah buddy. Bicycles. Gone would be the days of jamming a pencil below your 'W' key to run in a straight line for 45 minutes. Those tedious times would be replaced with the glory of riding your beloved cycle like a total boss, no fucks given. Ride that bitch on the road and boom, it's smooth sailing. Quiet as a dead fish, so low risk of getting a crowd of zombies keen to taste you ass meat. Feel the need for some off-road action? Burning across dirt, sticks and rocks is loud as fuck! Watch out for those undead assholes. Not that you care, because you are a total gangster who fixed himself up a bike with one hand while slaying zeds and bandits simultaneously with the other. But you better bring a puncture repair kit dickhead, because you don't want to have to abandon your baby in the woods with a flat tyre. Never leave a man behind. Fucking bicycles.

Bumping this thread because of the server wipe :D

Hahaha, the chainsaw bike. You would hear it coming from so far in the distance... and think oh god it's another chainsaw bike son of a bitch

Does the light actually work? That would be turbo-sweet. Until you got shot because you're a lighthouse with pedals, then some asswipe stole your bike. But man, that would be so useful. Especially if you could leave the light on when you got off your bike.

I want a pink one with flowers.

Sounds awesome to me, I think rocket already plans on removing anything but local chat. Would love to see something with radios too, like you said, if the engine supports it. Would be cool to have different radio channels as groups (half as many as the max number of players?) so you could join groups and listen in to other groups, as long as you had a radio. You would have to watch what you say due to bandits listening in on your group as well, which would make it interesting, and realistic. The default channel would also act like the current global channel for players to ask for help; but requiring players to find a radio first.

SHAMELESS SELF BUMP Because I want Rocket to see this thread.

Rocket has already stated that he intends to remove global chat, which is good. So, I assume this means the only group you can type into or talk into is local, and both voip and text chat will be limited to the local area of the player. What if instead, there were three groups: whisper, talk and shout. You would be able to cycle through these groups just as you can cycle through groups now (global, local, vehicle, etc.). Each would have an increasing radius for players to be able to hear voip or see text, with text only appearing above players. Distance from player would reduce "volume"; meaning voip would get quieter with distance, text would be more transparent at distance. The radius would also be the radius for alerting zombies, with volume being equal to probability of alerting zombies. Example: You chatting in text, in talk mode. A player 30 m away gets a volume of say 0.6, so the text has a transparency of 0.6 on that players screen. If a zombie is also 30 m away, there is a 0.6 chance of alerting it.

Let's all hope it's only a matter of time before we see the most exciting changelog entry in history: *[FIXED] No bicycles

"Error You have already given as many reputation ratings as you are allowed to for today." Damn it.

Is there a limit to the number of vehicles that are in an ARMA II server? If so, can 80% of this limit please be bicycles?

Hahaha, I posted the exact same thing two days ago Should have done a search pal: http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=6299&pid=57877#pid57877 Looks like we agree ;P

I bet you used to try and find out what your Christmas presents were before you opened them too. Fair call though.

You're stone cold. Imagine that shit. You're riding your totally sweet bike, all shiny and radical, down a gentle slope in a peaceful sunny meadow. You think to yourself "you know, despite the dead rising it's a beautiful day today. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, I have a super cool bicycle that is going to get me all the ladies. I'm sure later I'll get my set wet." Then BOOM! you're fucking dead with your brains spread across Chernarus. Brutal man, brutal.