Why has no attention been given to this though it seems like it's a sudden and recent issue? I'm also passed out in a coma with the infinite hourglass that seems to move about 5 pixels an hour.

Can anyone help me in the NW Airfield in the barracks North of the runway? Someone shot me on a No-PVP server so I logged. I've been unconscious for over 10 minutes now on that Narwhal server. I shall reward you with some delicious steak :)