People who moan about bandits / the inability to survive

[People who moan about bandits / the inability to survive]

Your topic makes me moist

Thank you for making this people need to know the facts you are a smart guy WarZ is a piece of banana monkey muffin balony $#!^ and I am glad someone else accepts that

[Tony! I hope you read this.. I really do.]

Oh god I would have been going nuts this arvo as I ran into my mates line of fire and died from a M9 bullet to the head or a few I think, but luckily he picked up my stuff. Then the whole server got nuked :( I lost an AS50 and that my kiddies is why you never leave your home server because home servers are safe as long as you know the admins. Some admins are cranky buggers who have a cry whenever they get shot. Also come join a hacker free environment on server AU27 :) easy to reach TS as well.

[Coming back to this game from over a month ago]

The best way to survive is to play on populated protected servers, if you aren't doing that do this

1. If a hacker spawns a crate for you grab everything you can and Alt F4 before he kills the whole server (as done this morning, lost my AS50 I had from legit killing)

2. Run from the hacker who is chasing you with just a hatchet then find his spawned boats on the middle of the road and try and shoot him until you realize he's invinsible (also first hand experience)

3. Stay inside a vechile at all times and when you see about a list of everyone on the server apart from you dying GTFO (second hand recount)

Three basic hacker survival tips hope you enjoy

[The Day my balls went wild (M Rated)]

#boost

[DayZ Military Clan Recruiting]

I like the idea but I just dislike the way your doing it, this is how you make enemies, with this mature crap and having to follow orders. Ask for friendly skilled players then one on one you should explain this to them, like a true leader biatch.

[I've murdered 110 people, I'm still alive, and i'm coming for your beans...]

I want a noob to come up behind you with a hatchet and kill you, he deserves that gun more than you do. Your a sniper and with great power comes great responsibility, why not save beginners and noobs alike rather than kill them to increase your kill count

[To the squad of 5 on US 1381]

Your gun versus there unarmedness, good work now go and kill someone who is firing back at you using a gun in the same class and then gloat about it. This is just pitiful, you make me want to spit on your thermal vision.

[Is this what you call a bandit?]

Those kinda guys ruin the game, there's a difference between being an asshole with skill and being an asshole using someone else's sincerity

[Stary Sobor How to Get There?]

Walk into the man with the gun and from there you will go to heaven, after that it's a straight run into stary

[Family visit to Berezino]

This makes me moist

[AU27 - Red Button Labs]

Dude I love this server home of me and my team (BTW Bob it's me A_6_year_old remember the guy who got chased by a hatchet wielding hacker tried to steal his guns and got banned for hacking?) haha good times, anyway honestly as an Aussie this server is the place to be. Good people active admins who get rid of hackers right away and really efficiently as well. Good on you guys

[Double Tap Australian/US | Elpis hosted | Bliss hive | Veteran | 52 vehicles + 3 UH-1H | Password |]

Dude this is really brilliant, not joining because I've already sold my soul to one server but honestly. This guy deserves beans and like 100000 AS50's to go with them. Good luck

[Alright do you think I should do it?]

You sir are a good man, taking all the bad karma upon yourself

[My Hacker Idea]

Hurry my child you must hide this in the suggestions category before the mods come and take you to their dungeon

[The bridge, just south of Vybor...]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah I've got camo gear on now NOOOOOOOO, must find ghillie

[Players in the last 24 hours]

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM

[Noob Question. ( If posted in the wrong place mods please move )]

This made my day

( If posted in the wrong place mods please move )

goes to show the mods are to picky (no offence meant just showing an opinion)

[DayZ Random Acts Of Kindness]

hahaha the only way I find I can trust a player is when I'm telling them that I have a sniper mate aiming at their head watching as overwatch and there incase they try to kill me. Works well someone once shot me and I played the AS50 sound over my mic he shat bricks

[ENTER AT OWN RISK]

haha yeah I was a tad mad, everyone else seemed to be getting away with videos and I wasn't made me rage

[Urgent! I'm giving away a ghillie suit.]

Ah dw about it, I'll find my own eventually

[Urgent! I'm giving away a ghillie suit.]

Can I please have it anyway because you a good guy? :) I just got an AS50 and really need a ghillie

[Urgent! I'm giving away a ghillie suit.]

I can't findd you but here's me

http://steamcommunity.com/id/6yearold

[Urgent! I'm giving away a ghillie suit.]

cmon how bout we don't give you civilian clothing? I can give you camo clothing. Please dude need that ghillie, I'm at 054-054 south of NW airfield

[ENTER AT OWN RISK]

Three strikes and I'm out

[Hacked in weapons in DE 1238]

Dude I got the same thing, a crazed hacker was chasing me with a hatchet and I finally got away looted one of his spawned vechiles to kill him with his own weapons, got admin kicked for hacking. Then I go yell and scream on their teamspeak and they put me back in only to have me shot in the head on spawn as I was respawned in the middle of electro with like the best guns possible, such BS. Admins stop being lazy.