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Everything posted by team_player

  1. Most probably hacked if it ain't loot that shit
  2. team_player

    Need a medic badly

    MEDICS OF THE WASTELAND REQUIRED
  3. WOW just wow, if your looking for ELITE players making a random forum in DayZ forums ain't gonna help, you should actually do some searching and look for actual elite players
  4. team_player

    survivor bears

    Someone give this guy a makarov and 1 bullet, he can figure out the rest actually scratch that he's go no clue Dude go into the middle of cherno and shoot that 1 bullet on a populated server, then wait
  5. I'm going to shoot you on site just for being part of this group
  6. team_player

    Traders and Traitors

    BOOST THIS SHIT, that way the mods can see this and jizz all over it
  7. team_player

    How to Stop Dupers

    hahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahah What dumbasses
  8. team_player

    the mysterious creature

    I could do that on photoshop with my balls
  9. Yeah cause that's obviously worth it 'HERP DERP'
  10. My happiest moment is when the bullet hits straight through the head of my target as I aim down the sights and they collapse as my feet. FOR NARNIA!!!
  11. One day you'll grow some balls and shoot on site like the rest of the world
  12. team_player

    In-game Chat program?

    STEAM! you know the obvious thing that you downloaded the game with
  13. team_player

    help me someone please.

    I learnt the physics of this game the hard way as well, was running towards cherno shopping centre with 5 zombies chasing me, I heard bullets and started zigzagging all the bullets were aimed at me but missed and hit the zombies so I started screaming friendly into the mic ran into the store the guys like oh hey man I almost shot you there. I was like no shit.
  14. team_player

    Pro Tips! Post Pro Tips Here!

    Don't go round the middle of cherno and electro with a constant loop of "FOR NARNIA!!" playing on your mic in direct chat Trust me from experience
  15. team_player

    Dogs

    Nadja92 honestly do your research before offering advice. It has nothing to do with going rural it has a drop rate chance and he's just been unlucky, yeah I just went there
  16. team_player

    Q: Can I eject bandit from car?

    The best thing to do is to drive the vechile off a cliff at high speeds and eject before he does if your in a helicopter get really close to a main spot like cherno or electro jump out and run hope he gets demolished.
  17. team_player

    Possible tent fix need help testing

    I take my hat off to you sir
  18. team_player

    Bandit morals

    Out there in Pandora everything you see wants to kill you and eat your brains out for juju bees, so yeah I would shoot on site ;)
  19. team_player

    Are you lonely? Forever alone perhaps?

    Hit me up Steam: A_6_year_old Photos a big black guy, you can't miss it
  20. team_player

    I killed someone

    hahahahahahahhhaahahahhahahahahahahahhhaahahahha Technically he put the thought in your mind, you couldn't help it if you shot
  21. team_player

    OUCH...sorry bro

    FOR NARNIA!!!
  22. Dude don't be an arse, he was just helping out the guy and the guy got his gun back that is in no way useless
  23. I take my hat off to you sir
  24. team_player

    To the homosexual Brazilians on us 1088

    PolarBear Kill Yourself
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