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team_player
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Everything posted by team_player
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Why don't you give him some beans then you nuns
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What's the point of a bear trap if there aren't any bears in the game? I'm not an idiot just a joke for those noobs
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Me and my boys gonna pull out all our toys and shoot up all of your boys
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To the bandit squad on US 1701
team_player replied to Toxiic (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
See even bandits know how to share ;) -
Be careful who you trust people just kneecap* you *For those of you who don't know you can shoot people in the knees to make them unconscious and unable to move
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Chernarus Quarantine Force {CQF}
team_player replied to [email protected]'s topic in Clan / Group Recruitment
hahahahahhaha me and my team are gonna shoot you guys dead -
Oh so it's true then, you know, that your "equipped"
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Close range aiming is screwed up.
team_player replied to Securion's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Close range shooting zombies is like trying to shoot a fly with a bazooka -
What if someone just sets up a trade and shoots you and takes the stuff?
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WHAT IS LINGER ISLAND? Please message me the answer
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Dude your life ain't to bad I was chased by a helicopter across most of the map the running through the forest was the best part and hiding under a tree as it came near
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Looking to start a mercenary group...
team_player replied to jc984's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Not even a bloody mercenary mercenaries kill anyone for a price so your kind of calling yourself a heroes group of mercenaries kinda gay -
Looking to start a mercenary group...
team_player replied to jc984's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I beat you too this long ago, biatch keep up with the times the Aus mercs are the ones to go to -
I personally am being realistic with myself I wouldn't hesitate during a zombie apocalypse to put someone down with a .50 cal bullet. If they had what I needed survival is all that matters, unless their female then you make more babies.
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YOU BASTARDS YOU DID THIS TO HIM, YOU TOOK HIM FROM THE DARKNESS. The darkness is gonna come and kill you all
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There's 3 guys camping Stary on US 2524 right now
team_player replied to Brandnew11980's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Don't start this heroes only crap again but dude could work you tried to kill someone that took guts -
I'm a generous bean giver, and your story is pretty ironic
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My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
team_player replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dude I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you guys to have some more beans -
My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
team_player replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
See the sharing is starting let the beans be spread -
My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
team_player replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm a giver what can I say -
My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
team_player replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Spread the beans you little virgin -
My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
team_player replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You dirty nun giving out your virginity before coming a nun dispicable -
My Bean bring all the boys to the yard
team_player replied to team_player's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
hahahaha see that makes me laugh have some beans see fraggle's a nun -
awsome idea for finished game
team_player replied to 2skillD4Uok?'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
DO YOUR RESEARCH, cod has this feature except it records a whole match instead and it's a load of crap feature cause then all these crap players would be footage on and youtube would be full of %&*^ and it would all be the same -
Get a mate with a gun, tell him he will need more than 1 bullets because he's the mate of a guy who got stuck on a bike so he's nothing special a shot. You can figure out the rest
