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  1. team_player

    People who moan about bandits / the inability to survive

    Your topic makes me moist Thank you for making this people need to know the facts you are a smart guy WarZ is a piece of banana monkey muffin balony $#!^ and I am glad someone else accepts that
  2. Oh god I would have been going nuts this arvo as I ran into my mates line of fire and died from a M9 bullet to the head or a few I think, but luckily he picked up my stuff. Then the whole server got nuked :( I lost an AS50 and that my kiddies is why you never leave your home server because home servers are safe as long as you know the admins. Some admins are cranky buggers who have a cry whenever they get shot. Also come join a hacker free environment on server AU27 :) easy to reach TS as well.
  3. The best way to survive is to play on populated protected servers, if you aren't doing that do this 1. If a hacker spawns a crate for you grab everything you can and Alt F4 before he kills the whole server (as done this morning, lost my AS50 I had from legit killing) 2. Run from the hacker who is chasing you with just a hatchet then find his spawned boats on the middle of the road and try and shoot him until you realize he's invinsible (also first hand experience) 3. Stay inside a vechile at all times and when you see about a list of everyone on the server apart from you dying GTFO (second hand recount) Three basic hacker survival tips hope you enjoy
  4. So I was just minding my own business under a tree at the peak of darkness, when I alt tab away to check my steam messages. I come back ready to fight as I see a guy with the world's biggest machine gun running past me stop and look at me. I being who I am and holding an AS50 with only 1 bullet shit myself thinking this is the end. Then I hear the words of joy "I'm not gonna shoot you buddy" it was amazing and it made me so happy that humanity is out there. This was all at the NW airfield so it was a pleasant surprise to still be alive. So thankyou to you mystery man on server AU2 at NW airfield on 12:00am of september 23rd
  5. We had just ran back from the northwest airfield, heading towards the south eastern corner hiding in the forest as Erik had just shot heaps of sniper rounds into 2 enemy players (L85 Thermal so yes the range is BS so it took a few rounds) , we weren't sure of anything so we sprinted back to hide unaware of the impending doom. Turns out he had killed one of the players and we rejoiced as time passed we thought of our next move thinking what to do. We decided to go and shoot the shit out of the next guy so he can share his friends fate. We prone under a tree like a click away from the airfield, invisible to anyone anywhere. With my SFX up full volume and headphones in I heard 2 footsteps, DOOOV DOOOV, then I saw the flash (with night vision so shit got real) of an AS50 firing from the otherside of this massive bushy green tree. Hiding underneath the tree I'm screaming out to Erik. HE'S HERE HE'S HERE, Erik starts moving backwards away from the tree trying to lure the killer while I stay in the bushes looking at him waiting for the killer to come and get him. He sees the killer and shots unloads a full clip into him (can't see shit all like this night vision makes the world seem like a brighter place) and on the final bullet I hear flies start coming from the mangled body next to me. THAT BITCH IS DEAD. It was the most amazing moment ever, made more amazing by the fact that it's like 99% sure he was a hacker, not due to his gear but due to his finding of us. We were in the most invisible spot possible the reality of finding us while under the tree a click away from where we saw him is next to none. So I did what any man would do to a dead body, I stole all of his shit and then we logged out right away in case he decided to nuke the server. This is gold medal worthy. Ironic also the players name was team player. CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH?
  6. team_player

    DayZ Military Clan Recruiting

    I like the idea but I just dislike the way your doing it, this is how you make enemies, with this mature crap and having to follow orders. Ask for friendly skilled players then one on one you should explain this to them, like a true leader biatch.
  7. I want a noob to come up behind you with a hatchet and kill you, he deserves that gun more than you do. Your a sniper and with great power comes great responsibility, why not save beginners and noobs alike rather than kill them to increase your kill count
  8. team_player

    To the squad of 5 on US 1381

    Your gun versus there unarmedness, good work now go and kill someone who is firing back at you using a gun in the same class and then gloat about it. This is just pitiful, you make me want to spit on your thermal vision.
  9. team_player

    Is this what you call a bandit?

    Those kinda guys ruin the game, there's a difference between being an asshole with skill and being an asshole using someone else's sincerity
  10. team_player

    Stary Sobor How to Get There?

    Walk into the man with the gun and from there you will go to heaven, after that it's a straight run into stary
  11. team_player

    Family visit to Berezino

    This makes me moist
  12. team_player

    AU27 - Red Button Labs

    Dude I love this server home of me and my team (BTW Bob it's me A_6_year_old remember the guy who got chased by a hatchet wielding hacker tried to steal his guns and got banned for hacking?) haha good times, anyway honestly as an Aussie this server is the place to be. Good people active admins who get rid of hackers right away and really efficiently as well. Good on you guys
  13. Dude this is really brilliant, not joining because I've already sold my soul to one server but honestly. This guy deserves beans and like 100000 AS50's to go with them. Good luck
  14. team_player

    Alright do you think I should do it?

    You sir are a good man, taking all the bad karma upon yourself
  15. team_player

    My Hacker Idea

    Hurry my child you must hide this in the suggestions category before the mods come and take you to their dungeon
  16. team_player

    The bridge, just south of Vybor...

    aaaaaaaaaaaaah I've got camo gear on now NOOOOOOOO, must find ghillie
  17. team_player

    Players in the last 24 hours

    THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM
  18. This made my day ( If posted in the wrong place mods please move ) goes to show the mods are to picky (no offence meant just showing an opinion)
  19. team_player

    DayZ Random Acts Of Kindness

    hahaha the only way I find I can trust a player is when I'm telling them that I have a sniper mate aiming at their head watching as overwatch and there incase they try to kill me. Works well someone once shot me and I played the AS50 sound over my mic he shat bricks
  20. team_player

    ENTER AT OWN RISK

    Hey I'm reasonably new and this is the start of something new. It's a start of a series that I'm making and would like any feedback I can get from you all. I need all the help I can get as I'm still new but all criticism is welcome. So please watch episode 1 and 2 and tell me what you think :) Episode 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bPOmE_KgSw Episode 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9-nCAQ5CWQ
  21. team_player

    ENTER AT OWN RISK

    haha yeah I was a tad mad, everyone else seemed to be getting away with videos and I wasn't made me rage
  22. team_player

    Urgent! I'm giving away a ghillie suit.

    Ah dw about it, I'll find my own eventually
  23. team_player

    Urgent! I'm giving away a ghillie suit.

    Can I please have it anyway because you a good guy? :) I just got an AS50 and really need a ghillie
  24. team_player

    Urgent! I'm giving away a ghillie suit.

    I can't findd you but here's me http://steamcommunity.com/id/6yearold
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