bonerwinkle

I run with a small group of murderers called the Winkle Brothers, its composed of Bonerwinkle(myself) Perrywinkle(IRL brother) Naterwinkle(IRL friend) and Jamerwinkle(IRL Canadian) our group got mixed up so we decided to meet in Berezino to get an arsenal of shitty soviet cars Me and Jamerwinkle were near tulga in the middle of the forest at night alt tabbed out looking at por- i mean maps when we alt tab back in we see two bros running about 5 feet from us, in the middle of nowhere! one is carrying a flashlight and the other one a pistol, one has a winchester on his back and the other has a glorious cz550 right off the bat i know what we must do, we must take the loot they are hoarding, me and jamer only have winchesters and macarovs, nothing else! Jamer was still alt tabbed out so i tell him to go prone with me, we both target flashlight bro for some reason (i should have communicated a bit better) and we count down 3..2..1..FIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRREEE as our shots rang through the hills flashlight man turns off his flashlight and grabs his cz, but as soon as he does he gets a slug to the teeth, 1 murder and one head shot for me. meanwhile winchester man (who oddly enough cant see us yet) goes prone and starts to barrel roll, and when i mean barrel roll i mean he didnt even make an effort to shoot us, he just kept on trying to nope on out of the forest by rolling, all the meanwhile me and Jamer are laughing in Axon like stoned hyenas at the CZ wielding starfox 20 feet away from us, promptly we light him up like pack of Viceroys or whatever that crazy Canadian smokes. two kills two head shots....one group of Winkle brothers that go HAM! what kills have you laughed at??

good post man!

Oh yeah, real time settler, that would be some wicked shit

I could survive for DayZ... if that zombie didn't have the ability to eat me through walls i spawned with full blood

i personally love meeting up with survivors but for the love of God dont pull the old "hay im in cherno ontop of the firestation holding a flare, can anyone see me?" if you want to meet up use direct if it works or add on steam, find a teamspeak server!

this couldn't be more true, if there are people at nw airfield that ask "airfield friendly" or "in the barracks you friendly" i tell my bandit friend server name and location of them. rape city bitch

Confirmed for hacking, on the server at the same time it happened to multiple people, all in northern regions.

anytime, ill update this thread regularly

heres a list of stuff i got from northern electro last night and where it was found, enjoy! Powerplant Firestation (North Electro) in two different drops: GPS (bottom level), m4a1 with 3 Stanag mags, compass, matches, macarov mags. secondary items : chemlights (multiple colors) flares, food, pepsi and coke (no mountain dew yet!) Regular Firestation (close to the church): Winchester with slugs (top levels) pellets and slugs (top and bottom levels) food stuffs (yet again no Mountain dew) glowsticks and such, entrenching tool (no use yet) Church (close to the office building): a plethora of macarov mags, m1911 with two clips, tin cans, empty whiskey bottles (in a church, of all places!) steel bolts. office building (first level) Alice pack (snagged that sucker right away) wood, (finally a use for the matches!) (second level) revolver with two stacks of ammo, food, cz rifle with 2 clips of ammo. This was over two loot drops on what i believe was the same server, if anyone doesn't believe the gear that i found, look for yourself, hop servers if you play like that, there is such gear in high bandit areas such as electro! day 2 electro firestation: PDM (2 mags!) firewood northern deer stands (deer stands south of Stary): Remington 870 with flashlight, PDM (1 mag) ak74, m9 Found in Deer stand west of Kamyshovo (take the road in the town that goes north, there will be a row of buildings, at the second north most building and due west until you hit a deer stand (youll hear zombies, usually 2 or 3) hop on in there and SHAZAM g17 with flashlight! Happy hunting!

thank you kind sirs, i logged off and then on and it ate food, but now i tried to bandage myself and it won't do it, i will re download everything now

this just happened, i was in electro near the powerplant. i decided to venture in to the plant so i could get some food and water for the long trek back up to the north. at the fire station that is in the compound i found a water bottle, you know i was snaggin that shit right away. then it happened i thought "lets go to up the stairs and get a cz" then it happened i crawled up looked and saw him, random ass dude with a revolver in a split second decision i decide to move down stairs and leave this docile creature alone, then i hear it "POW" automatically i jerk up and lay 8 rounds in his face, he drops immediatly; after looting his smoke nade and trying to bandage myself (shits bugged yo) I simply type in " HAHAHA fag boy" and continue on up the stairs to find nothing. showed him what was up! what are some of your stories?

Date/Time: 5/22/2012 What happened: Can't eat or drink Where you were: Balota hangers What you were doing: prone in inventory *Current installed version: 1.5.8.2 *Server(s) you were on: RU *Your system specs: fast as fuck *Timeline of events before/after error: i had just noticed i was hungry, i asked HuggetheDruggie on how to eat, he told me press g and right click food, i did multiple times and there wasn't a response. i tried just about everything! then a Russian lit me up.

well hopefully when i get on tonight i dont have to light anyone up, time to head to nw airfield for some NVG's. ive decided to become a bandit rapist, i rape bandits and such.

Well heres the back story, me and my brother were communicating via steam voice chat, we met up at the medical tents outside of the South hangars near Balota. After looting the Deer stand/ Guard towers (yes the towers, there is usually a goldmine of military weps in there by the way) we decided to head to the hangers. this is where shit gets tricky, my bro heads to the southern most hanger and i take the northern most; i pop out and see a survivor with a cz, i had the m4a1. i saw it in his eyes, there was hunger for my nice m4a1! he was jelly of that bad boy. I yell to my brother over Steam voice chat "dude dude DUDE SHIT SHIT SHIT SURVIVOR LOOOK SAM LOOOK DUUUUDE FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" my brother in his confused scared shitless state sees the survivor next to me and notices i start to bleed. zombie walked up behind me and the dude didn't tell me, wtf bro, wtf! my brother sees another survivor and lights him up with his Lee Enfield (see fog horn) waking up every zed two decrepit ex soviet states over, i quickly dispatch of the zombie and run into the hanger, the survivor follows. at this point ive switched from revolver to m4a1 and rip the guy a new bellybutton, nose, eye socket, asshole, urethra, and ear. it hits me; I've killed people in games before but this one hurt! i say "shit sorry guys" and then steal his beans, why did i steal his beans?? well everyone else does, thats why. did i do him dirty?? i felt really bad and left all his shit INCLUDING his map. tl;dr killed two dudes because of zombie left all their gear on bodies and apologized.