If I leave all the Kamenka suicides aside then maybe... 7 times. at least 6 times as a noob, trapped in a corner and once during a failed NWAF barracks raid. Didn't know what to do with that bench at the first time :( . So it is actually 7 noob deaths.

Then we need salt bags inserted in the game as a loot. And when we eat salted meat the dehydration icon should go blinking red instantly. Meat drying is the other option. But seriously full whiskey bottles and after effects of them should have more priority. We need "mood"-meter which can only be filled by drinking or staying with other players.

First weeks: 1. Find a hatchet and a soda can 2. Raid Polana supermarket 3. Raid Krasnostav supermarket - everything essential is collected at this point 4. Pitch your tent 5. Find a clan camp from northern/western border 6. Survive Now: 1. Find a soda can 2. Run to the camp 3. Drink a Mountain Dew 4. Put on ghillie suit, take coyote backpack, L85A2, AS50 and tons of ammo. 5. Survive?

Thermal scopes. L85A2 AWS is a game breaker. 3rd person mode is almost as bad.

Maybe it was the Monty Python rabbit?

Zombie spawning. After the server restart zombies spawn first normally when someone runs to the invisible spawn area. But after that if a zombie is killed it respawns on Mountain and starts to walk back to where it was killed. If it notices victims during it's walk then it starts to hunt those. Result: - Zombies can be cleaned from certain areas until the server restarts or zombie comes back from Mountain - People can make bases in towns, factories etc. like they do in zombie movies. It is not so difficult to clear the place once after the server restart - There will be zombies in forests

That's hilarious and sad at the same time. The sad part is that those shooters who present 90% of Dayz players just have no imagination and no sense of good humour. And they will never get those during their lifetime.

With the new patch it is possible to pitch a tent almost anywhere. And it wasn't a matter of flatness earlier, pitching was just bugged. Northwest corner area which is beyond the DayZDB and DayzWiki map borders but can be seen in the game map is always a good spot to find camps.

We are living the helicopter age in DayZ. Every tent can be seen easily from above so it is not so important to find a perfect spot. Since the tents are duping stuff anyway the quantity of the tents is more important than the quality of the placement. But I cannot understand those clans who build massive tent cities on northern and eastern borders and put everything in one place. Those tent cities are so easy to spot due their size and everyone is seeking tents from those remote places. Adding wire fencing does not bring any more security, those fenced camps are just easier to spot. Toolbox is a common item and fences do not stop anyone.

Press that "save tent" button only once and only when you change the inventory of it. Works for me. I started to use this "press the button once"-style with fresh tents and they are working properly. The older tents are useless, nothing can be done.