Dragonsire

Either monky monitor, or server has it enabled

Monky Monitor is a program hackers use to prevent other hackers to hack. It's a pain in the ass, because my friend had to restart his server cause of it.

OH LORDY. MY SIDES. OH GOD. THIS IS HILARIOUS. BEANS FOR YOU MY FRIEND

wut

Well that's a dick move on the admin's part

Sides=gone

My opinion, don't buy that shit. It's a huge scam, so I wouldn't recommend it.

Fuckin lol'd

So I got a report from one of my group "buddies" that our guns in a tent was stolen. Hope you guys had a good time with them ;)

So I've been playing with a group, but they are huuuuuuuuuuuuge dicks. The server is listed in the title and the cords are: 176022 I'm not exactly sure if those are right, but I think that those are the cords. The camping tents have guns, and ammo. I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this, but it's up to the mods. I know I'm betraying the group, but who gives a shit?

Actually, I never applied for it. Some guy came to me in Namalsk and asked if I wanted to join. I said sure, why not, and he put me in the skype call. After a few minutes of being interviewed, he told me if I was fine with duping. Of course I said no, but they said I can still join. So basically, they are duping assholes. So that's why I posted the cords to their camp.

I don't usually join groups, I'm a lone wolf. Besides, it's Bandit Campfire, right?

I heard from my cousin's half brother's dog's babysitter's sister's nephew's friend's uncle's wife's dad that there is a hidden gun in the game that turns into a chupacabra at random times to kill everyone on the map.

Fuck man, that sucks. Welp, hope you have luck with another game

On Neuse's Server, there are these 2 11 year old kids called A boss and James_2. They are scripting in Huey's, and killing everyone on the server. What makes it more funny is their high voices

My first life in DayZ was back in August. I spawned in Komoravo, then went east. While I was going east, I saw a huge crate full of shit. I took some stuff, then all of a sudden a heli landed right by me. I was scared shitless, and the people in the heli told me to get in. I did, and they took me to(what I think was) the NW. They gave me a ghillie suit and stuff, and told me to stay where the chopper is. Sooooo, was a huge n00b, and I took their heli. I took off, then died shortly after. Should've done that helicopter training...

Lol'd at that comment. Also, love that ponies are for 8 year olds

How so? Just a question sire

Sounds like a bandito...

Sounds pretty eh. Maybe a special animation for this? That would be cool. But getting lost and shooting yourself is kinda stupid. Good idea though dude

I had a character that had 230 days clocked on it. 78 bandit kills, 90 survivor kills. I think that's a meh IMO

Oh lawdy, my siiiides :'D

Looks like some one is on the pill again...

I have a M290 SAW for trade...

So you know that hacker I posted about in my last thread? Turns out he had Mountain Dew in his backpack :lol: . I am so happy to have my first rare item in the game. And also, can you still find a radio? I wanna go to Green Mountain.