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Someone tell him th Someone tell him that he downloaded a CDkey stealer and not a real hack. Now his CDkey is for sale for a couple of dollars.

I know, it's stupid. If only we could apply an IP-range ban, we would censor the last digit of an IP, and ban his IP-range.

A new challenger appear ! (OCN)Vortech, you also know that the value of a stolen CD key is around 3 or 5$ ? Ban also his IP for a couple of month.

http://bit.ly/RlYPID

Nope, we successfully blocked 99% of them for 3/4 weeks.

Meanwhile, on the servers, players still get banned.

Please, join a secure serv.

Cheaters of the night, enjoy. Step 1. spawn a crate: *snip! Step 2. Take the weapons from it *snip! Step 3. Get warned by the admins that those weapons taken from the crate are forbidden in DayZ. Step 4. Tell the admin they took the weapons so the serv will get blacklisted: *snip! I had enough evidence to ban the spawncrater player, and warned the players that having forbidden weapon is forbidden. They maybe did spawned the crate to take them and get kicked on purpose. Who knows. They won't mind, cheated weapons are ok to them. Anyway, more than ruining the game, it's obviously made to punish(?) a server by trying to blacklist it. All our logs in attachment, as proof. PS : got censored, but Retarded quoted me. All infos 2 posts down. fr35.zip

One does not simply say Villayer and insta-login int the same sentence.

1.Change the zombies into raptors. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT

Source to the cheat scanner ?

Hi, I've founds tons of tents with lots of good stuff! :D What should I take ? the AS50thermal (never saw it, but it looks awesome !) or the GS36 SD ?

It took me a minute to understand that this guy was referring to this thread. Check this xD

Hey, we dont care, report us :) I almost forgot :

1.Use DayZ anti-hax 2. ??? 3. PROFIT

Nope. Hold on, I have to ban people.

... who is he speaking to ? I'm outta here, enjoy your loneliness.

That's the saddest part of the joke.

The best thing is that he's 22

Seems that people are too stressed about those stories of duped guns and bugs to catch the joke.

He must be new here.

Type the reason of the ban first.