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And this is where the good ole "Time to Penis" comes into play. Name: Barack Booty Blaster Obama Age: 38 Backstory: ( \ )======D~~~~

A very annoying bug. I normally just reconnect and end up on the coast...

Well, on public hive servers I rarely see heroes. The only time I have ever seen another apart from myself was in Electro while he was being chased by a conga-line of zombies. This one hero on Balota Buddies got knocked out by zeds in a field in front of me. Me ,pulling a miraculous feat, ran across it while there was a little bird flying above us(I still have no idea who they were). I shot the zombies that were eating him to have him awake and point his gun at me clearly suprised. He had a SAW and I had an AK, I thought he was gonna kill me but he didn't. He said thanks and went off to bandage, not 30 seconds later we were butchered by another person's LMG(assumingly from the littlebird crew people). So, I like the heroes. I know some people on the stated private hive who kill the heroes and put on their clothes..

I do not believe that 3rd party programs are classified as cheats to me. They cut down on the realism in the game but cannot really be stopped. The only way I could see any type of restriction on these programs is to create a method of speaking to friends in game and limiting the audio output of the game so that you could only hear the game(Alt-tabbing out restores other processes, this would create too much butthurt to comprehend though). Rocket mentioned radios at PAX and that is good. I realized that he didn't speak much about using it for clans because I am sure in his mind he realizes people use the programs like TS and Skype. The radio function will more than likely take the place of side chat, but will never replace 3rd party programs. I've heard that at Balota Buddies we may possibly be replacing side chat with ACRE. Now THAT is something I would absoutely love.

Making a mod requires less effort than making a game(in most cases) since you have to set up the framework and you are actually creating things. Modders just change and manipulate the game, they can't reeaaly create anything totally "new". Also funny how Dayz mod is being modded, mod-ception.

Screaming friendly when you run into Walmart. Then get shot.

I voted "No" since it would just be a pain holding down another key to bring it up. I mean, it wouldn't be a gamebreaker if it was implemented. I just think It would hamper my movement in a firefight. When Rocket said that it would help with the KoS mentality, the only way I can see it work in that way is if the player raises their weapon which presents themselves as hostile.

Really sucks when you get called to help a guy, and he dies right as you approach him. As for bandit-bounty hunter, I don't neccesarily kill bandits outright. I normally just avoid them or incapacitate them.

Just shoot the attackers legs and let the zombies do the work if they really are a threat.

IGN: Waldo The Doctor AGE:16 HUMANITY:15k+ EXPERIENCE: Atleast 5-6 months of Dayz, 4 of those being a public hive medic. Btw, humanity is completely legit since I havent rolled with any groups in Dayz. REASON FOR WANTING TO JOIN: That is such a badass name, who wouldn't want to join? Also I am in an Arma 3 clan but they don't do much for Dayz, so if I somehow bribe/kidnap your family/blackmail into this clan I would need to balance out my responsibilites.. also I hope to get accepted into Balota Buddies soon. *P.S: As of 3/28 - 3/31 I am on Vacation and away from my main gaming rig/microphone. So if I do manage to weasel my way in I won't be able to play till then :c

I had a red sedan, and I was driving in a big city in Taviana. I hit a zed and swerved to miss another car and hit a telephone pole. I let loose a few colorful words and tried to get out to only have the car explode killing me and the other car.

That guy doesnt sound like much of a hero. But there is bad heroes and there is good bandits. I've actually saved a few bandits in my time but mostly it is the survivors who kill me. This one unarmed bandit came up to the cafe I was in right after I shot another bandit who was in fact killing ANOTHER bandit. The unarmed bandit was basically being eaten alive by the zombies. I had a pistol so I could have finished him off but Instead I ran off to the electro hospital and raced back and fixed him up. It didnt matter at all though since we both got butchered by a G-36C survivor with a coyote patrol pack. My point is that heroes are generally friendly and bandits are generally dangerous. Not ALL heroes are friendly and not ALL bandits are KoS, but that is basically the point of the humanity system(which is flawed, why would a good person dress differently and why would a bandit be forced to wear a turban?).

Yesterday I was on a server where the electro supermarket literally had 8 bodies in it, and I was one of them. I saw this bandit run in the supermarket while I was in the pub window across the street. I saw this other guy shoot the guy in the supermarket; so I gave him a bullet to the brain from my m1191. They were both bandits. Actually, right after that a bandit came into my building throwing flares everywhere and eventually lured zombies into it and broke his legs. I patched him up only to have this G-36C survivor out of nowhere come in and butcher us both. So basically it was a complete free-for-fall gunshow.

A timer would piss people off too much. Maybe if zombies ate the corpses so that if the corpse was eaten enough it would become unlootable. It would basically destroy the chance of getting to your body. Unless of course you have team mates who can kill off the zombies and loot the gear.

Now all you need is a rocking chair.

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Probably because all the walking zombies were never fast enough to kill a person so they died off. Natural Selection zombie style.

Q: Are there any plans on making zombies more frightening/scarier than they are now? Not in damage but in looks/sounds. I'm thinking of zombies jumping at you from a dark bush,zombies with open guts,bloodied zombies,.. They really aren't all that scary at the moment. A: Absolutely. I would rate us as 1/10 for scariness at the moment. I want to go up to at least 7/10 This was in the reddit interview in 2012 if I am correct. Link

If you're in a crowded area, shift walk will lower your chance of being spotted by zombies. Also crawl or shift walk across roads since they attract zombies much easier. Medical Stuff - Antibiotics stop the coughing/cold. You have a chance to become infected by the coughing if you get within 5m of a coughing player. For this reason it is best to carry antibiotics whenever you can. If you need to give it to someone, drop it on the ground and back off so they can pick it up. Better safe than sorry. Thanks, didn't realize the patch made coughing so easy to cure. - You can pass out from zombies if your blood is beneath ~8000(don't quote me on it). Your blood indicator will be a yellowish-green. If you are at this level it is suggested to be extremely careful around zombies.

I just recently started going back to public hive servers, and I'll tell you it is a rough transition. Its a good one in my opinion, people can't hide their bandit mask by hopping to another private server. Also it is much much much more harder to find loot. I was proud of my CZ550, but I lost that to a script kiddy tping around the map. Thats one issue with the public servers in the mod. I hope the standalone doesn't allow for anything except maps. Found this on the reddit interview in 2012 I believe. http://www.dayzwiki.com/wiki/DayZ_Standalone/RedditAMA Q: Will DayZ standalone allow mods? A: Not initially.

I don't always kill people, but when I do... it is normally bandits. 1-10m - Revolver 10-200m - Revolver 200-700m - CZ550 1000m+ - mlgyolo420#AS-50 Revolver for swagfag points. CZ550 for sexyness.

1. Age: 16 2. Experience in DayZ: Around 5-6 months of gameplay. 3. Past DayZ Clans (If any): No major clans. 4. Gender: Male 5. Previous Military Experience (You will be Tested and Verified if you have any) No military experience. 6. Prefered Job within the Unit (Platoon CO, Squad Leader, Scout Sniper, Etc): Medic 7. Are you willing to download any Map that we require you to have?: Of course. 8. Do you Accept all of our Rules and Requirements?: I do. 9. What Game are you Applying for?: DayZ 10. Country: USA 11. Timezone (EST, MST, Etc) EST 12. Method of Communication (Steam Preferred): Cakebomb(Steam) -> There is multiple Cakebombs so I will change name if needed. 13. Do you have Integrity?: I do not kill people for no reason. 14. Are you Dedicated and Motivated?: I will be committed to the clan if accepted. 15. Time to dedicate to BLT 3/2: Probably 2-3 hours on weekdays, more on weekends. 16. What do you Bring to BLT 3/2?: DayZ medical expertise from medical runs and also I am a decent shot with a Assault Rifle. 17. Why do you wish to join BLT 3/2?: I wish to join BLT 3/2 for a cooperating experience in DayZ. 18. What do you hope to accomplish with us?: I hope to become a valued Medic for the clan and to have a fun time. 19. Hooah or Oorah?: Hooah 20. Preferred Method of play (Assault Oriented or Defensively Orientated): Assault Oriented 21. Realism name (FOLLOW THE FORMAT: Firstinitial. "Nickname" Lastname): R."Waldo".Jackson

Do you guys play on Namalsk or Chernarus?

Pvp is so incredibly rewarding when it is a firefight. Didn't care much for the sniper job when I was a bandito. I medic now because it still gives that edgy feeling when you know the guy you're trying to save may shoot you or not. You've gotta be real careful when playing as a medic as well. I've got the hero skin and ~13k humanity. I shot one survivor in the leg for trying to hatchet me to death. Apparently he had low blood and died for that. I normally shoot bandits on sight unless they call out first. I've met some rare and strangely nice banditos. Of course, I don't do any of these forum calls anymore. 9/10 times I was killed by the guy I tried to save from these forums. But... I like to help people I guess. Some people like to kill, I like to protect. To each his own I guess.

*Spam Hammer* -Replaces Primary -On hit makes tears extract from face -12001 Damage -Spawn Chance: God willing Loot spawns: Graveyard DayZ forum team's coffee maker.