SgtDouglas

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WHY IS THIS SO DETAILED :o

Oh gawd, ima gonna be famous :3

I'll happily join you, if you aren't bandits and you need an awesome medic. Also, if you would let me have a few friends along that would be cool(around 9-10 friends that are never on at the same time.). I live in -5gmt, I'm 16 If you want, I could give you an m4 holo cuz I already have an l85 and it's taking up a lot of space in my pack.

The only difference between men and women is thay body parts, the real judge of their personality and character is how they grew up and what influenced them. As it is on most television programs, the male is usually more aggressive, arrogant, chivalrous, and occasionally an asshole. This could be the cause for most men being the way they are, due to these influences. For girls, the woman portrayed in most popular settings are either helpless, seducing, independent, or even proud of their gender; hence the "I AM A WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR AND HERE ARE MY TITS" thing. The only factor that makes a difference when ANYONE plays a game is judged by their competency, and their resilience in gaming environments. I don't go out of my way to specifically help or kill women players simply because of their gender, I help them if they need help, and I kill em if need be as well. WITHOUT MERCY >:D. Btw I am a hero(medic)so I almost always yell out friendly and wait for a reply, but if they are on top of a known sniping spot with an m107 picking off freshies I usually shoot first. Obviously, girls can hold their own in games, you're living proof ya dumbeh.

I've been shot multiple times in the chest by makorov weilding bandits, and yes, it works.

Been gone a while, eh?

Could just walk there, really only takes like 30- 45 minutes.

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What type of monitor do you have? I had the same problem with a Samsung. It is the magic bright feature on the moniter, you have to shut it off if you want the brightness fluctuations to stop. It usually happens in forests, correct?

I would likely study this more often than my AP Bio notes

I support this idea, but I also would like to see hordes traveling like this. I mean like 20 or 30 all just wandering around. To counter lag issues, I'm guessing they would just make em spawn randomly near players in the woods or even in towns.

An easy fix to this problem, play fairly and don't be a huge douche by server hopping for gear.

This is basically my experience, too :D And I still play arma2 occasionally

This sounds like a good idea, but I'm not sure that the devs will even attempt it as it will probably not be a very popular idea to the current players of DayZ.

I know that feel bro, I just try to help as many people have fun with the game instead of getting angry and depressed because some douchebag felt that they didn't want to waste 30 minutes finding gear. If I see a bandit skin, I don't shoot immediately. How do I know they didn't use self defense to protect themselves or even their friends. What Rocket needs to consider implementing is a system in which players can kill hostile players without losing humanity. Perhaps, if they shoot first, it could cancel out the humanity loss if you kill them? But if they kill you, they still lose humanity because they shot first? Just an idea

That was pretty epic :o

Simply put, I was running through a small town and shot a chicken with my m14(stupid idea, I know)then shortly after gutting it a man in camo started dropping shells all over the place. Honestly, he had shit aiming skills. The fact that he was shooting all over the place didn't surprise me, the fact that he popped right in front of me like a godamn wizard freaked me out. Afterwards, I shot him 6-7 times in his chest and he shot back 3 times. I had died, he lived. On the same server, starting over again in cherno I get fairly well equipped with meds, an Alice pack, an empty AKM, and an axe. After running from cherno to balota, I see a truck driving around on the airfield. All of a sudden, behind me, some guy teleports and shouts "friendly". I turn around and say "be quiet, there's a truck there". Then he says "ok, run him over!" Bam, my leg is broken. Ran over by a truck. I use morphine and start walking around, then about 5 guys jump out of the truck and say "are you okay?". Then,their supposed leader with an as550 says "you can come with us". Right after, a guy with an axe spawns in front of me and says "here, Johnny boy". Dead. I lost a LOT of great gear. An m14, m4, and a load of mags for each. The m4 was for my friend in Kamenka.

I have heard that ther are many different spawn points for choppers on the net. Also, I have heard that they only spawn of skalitsy island and the NW airfield. All I want to know is where they ACTUALLY spawn.

I spawned swimming in a road, I lost 6 stanag mags and 3 fal mags :(

I was telepoted in a bus once (basically kidnapped, lol) to a group of bandits looting a box of medical supplies in the middle of a FOREST. So, I took cover, then the people in the van who teleported me killed them and then got killed by one other bandit. He then broke my leg with a shot from an m4 then buried several more into my back. I hate hackers, but I love the loot I get from their dead bodies :)

Too bad the first car I ever had I built the day before the patch i am unlucky when it comes to cars :(

I would choose a DayZ world with no hackers. Just recently, I had been fragged down by a guy with a PDW with a suppressor. That's right, a gun not even in the mod of DayZ, but in the game ArmaA2. Also, on a more recent happening, I was looking for a wheel for a bus my new firend and I had been driving along the coast. We were currently in Balota. I saw a man in the distance with an M-14, I immediately took cover, and looked around to see if any other survivors were about. There were. There was a man with the hero skin in a van by a house, and for some odd reason he had a mask or something on his face. It was a smiley face I think. After I instincively say "friendly", I am told to "GET IN THE VAN" by a very decisive, and strong toned voice. I reluctantly got in the van and said "My friend was down the road with a bus, could you perhaps drive me to komorovo to find a wheel?". All of a sudden, the van is out in the middle of fucking nowhere, I have no idea what is happening, people start dying, I get shot in the leg, I'm bleeding... I bandage myself, I notice another person is alive, I ask "what the fuck is going on?" He says, "I don't know, bro". So, I ask him to help me out and give me a morphine, he says "... Ok". Moments later, he looks back at me and says, "good luck" and logs out, then all of a fucking sudden, I am sniped. I hate hackers

I JUST HAD A DMR, SND SWITCHED IT FOR AN AK, FML

Steam name: SgtDouglas I don't have skype, but I'll get an account if you insist. An actual 15-year old who doesn't use "your mom" as a primary comeback. Mature and well-mannered(as in I am not going to annoy the shit out of you if we group up). DMR 8 mags G17 7 mags Medium- Great quality gear