SgtDouglas

Once, on a namalsk server, there were a load of peeps complaining about dying right after spawn. So, as I am the famed 'SgtDouglas', I decided to investigate accordingly. I climbed a building, then shortly after, jumped off. After this, I spawn. Nothing happens. All there is, is darkness. After a few minutes of running along a coastline, I see a silhouette of something near the ocean, I come from the foliage of the darkened forest and see it. A large, bulky figure stands before me 10 feet tall, and as wide as a ural. I hear a voice.. A very deep one. It rumbles, "death comes, life ends" I am promptly ripped to shreds after placing multiple rounds into its center mass. It was probably a hacker, but it was still scary as fuck.

I'm not sure if this has been addressed or not, so here it goes. (yes, I've searched it. All that comes up is a load of irrelevant bu-shizzle) What if.. You had a badass husky, and you were going to play with your friend on a server. When your friend comes within say 50-100m, the dog starts growling/ barking. What I was wondering was if the dog could have some sort of option to a list of names that the dog could ignore. For ex. Friends, clan members, all that stuff.

Double tap - on the numb pad, you can see a lot more afterward. And yes, the head bobbing can be disabled in the settings, although I like to keep it slightly raised to retain SOME realism.

I used to have a badass dog named Douglas, he was an overall awesome black lab. As for sgt, I don't know.. I guess my friends gave me a nickname? Idk

Noice video, is it supposed to be how the first few days went after the outbreak?

Skype: SgtDouglas Age: 16 Loc.: USA Rank I prefer: Hero or Anything else really Skills: marksman; chopper pilot; assault weapons; basically a jack of all trades Preferred weapons: m14 and a cz Timezone: central Well, I've been playing for a while now. I've multiple stories of BADASSERY, and fortitude. Once, I fought 2 guys with mk's in cherno while I was equipped with just an enfield(I lost, unfortunately). I have many more awesome stories to tell, if you accept my awesome 'resume'. c:

Dude, why you have so many duped posts :V The answer is, there are a lot of different components in cars that you don't techniqally need to fix, like in the bus for instance. There are like 16 wheels, right? But you only need to fix the front two and the back two. Boom, blew your mind

I've always thought that making an actual blood meter would be much more efficient than that of a number, or a color based icon. Maybe something like a health bar, or maybe even a pip-boy 3000? Lol

Maybe a hacker gave you invincibility, this is usually just a lot of hp and not really absolute health. Soooo, get another hacker to nuke you? :D

I just like the feel of winter and the cold weather. Make chernarus in the winter time? :D That would be insanely playable partly because I love chernarus, and I love namalsk. But the two of them combined? Golden.

Does everyone have a death adder these days? I thought I wus special :c

No biggy Press g to get into your gear, then double click your backpack picture/ icon. If your not looking at any gear, you can transfer items to your pack. While looking at gear you can place things directly from the gear on the ground into your pack.

the fuck, we had dogs??? D: now we don't?

Custuomizable characters anyone?

Shit, I'm still having this prolem.. :c I'm going to cry man, im going to fucking cry

If I kill a random man irl, I'm not going to start wearing different clothes. If I help someone out irl, I'm not going to change my wardrobe. I am fine with the hero skin, but you should be able to just choose a different skin from spawn and stick with it until death. Maybe not all the military skins currently in arma 2 and OA, but costum skins to choose from. Maaaaybe there are a few other acceptable skins in arma already, but watevs. Also, you guise need to chill

Flying a Huey in panthera trying to help a guy out at the west airfield.. First, the cry for help was read over side chat, so I obliged. I flew my Huey from near the north airfield to the west airfield in a matter of moments. Before I could land, I spotted an osprey around the mountains closer to the ocean. All of a sudden, in side chat, they were saying "Sarge, I've got some bad news", and after that they chased me about 200-300 meters until they shouted in side chat "PEPPER THY ANGUS". I was raped in the tail rotor by an osprey... Afterward, the guys who blew our flying mechanisms to shit decided to be friendly.. At least for a while. We fixed another Huey, then we went to the north airfield to help a guy out with the camo Huey. After we fix it, the guy who had recently killed me with the osprey decides to kill the kid we were helping 'by accident' with the camo Huey's gun. After that, I get out to get his backpack and his gun to put in the chopper, so we could bring them back to him. While exchanging backpacks, the guy who shot the kid fixing the camo Huey decides he likes my gun.. So, I am blown away by the Huey's gun like the last guy. Turns out, the guy who killed me is a "miscer", and he just plays the game to troll and fuck with people. After my death, I argued over side in anger, then everyone took his side to put me down. The first death was hilarious, but the second was just plain douchbaggery

Fuck it, I shotgun all my coke and pepsi, all I need is a hunting knife and a can of soda

A random gem for all of you, once upon a time, I was in a military base in namalsk. I had found an m4a3 without effort quite fast. I then see a large stone iron structure coming out of the ground near the middle of the base. I walk to it, and suddenly notice a ladder going down a narrow vertical tunnel. My curiosity spurs, and I go off to climb down it. As I reach the end of the ladder, it is already too late. There are several bodies down here. I see the iconic shamegah and know that I am already dead. After the single M14 bullet struck my head, I type into side chat: "Bravo, nice trap". Although I am not a player who utilizes the ideal of banditry, I did find that this certain encounter was simply fascinating. If anyone else has had similar experiences like getting held up, ambushed, or simply outsmarted by other players, please tell in full detail.

Waaaait a minute, private hive? I'm watching this incognito at skewel :D

Lol, that is a hacked weapon. Dumbbutt, postin dat shizz on here ain't a good ideauh..

I always get decent fps in arma and dayz, unless of course a hacker spawns in around 500 zeds 5 feet next to me. How do I check my fps btw? I just think I have "decent" fps because it plays perfectly at high-very high settings with 9000 view distance. It might be 20 all the time for all I know, I've never checked. :\

"Anyone need a lift? I could pick you up in my house if you want."

I like the ac130 because when I land I look like a complete badass! Although it could only be on private servers :(

SUSAN BOYLE PLAYS DAYZ? She will sing beautifully to me as she hacks me to death with a hatchet.