mattlightfoot

You can play again you just need to respawn, but when we have 25 emails a day saying "EMERGENCY HACKER ON SERVER X", most of them are people just being silly. We need screenshots of the player list and what bad things happened. So we can actually act on them and triage them effectively

keep up the memes it makes Rocket and I happy :D

I was the guy that dressed as a lady and escaped France and then got on a boat home with the resistance through Norway

There will be no character resets unless you guys have taken screenshots or videos of any of the event or player list we can't prove this happened. We can't just reset everyone without proof

post more guys we need more memes otherwise 1.5.9 is going to take weeks :P

Guys you say its on meme generator I look and I can't find it...... Being a meme is good and bad.....

Thanks guys I love you all, thanks for all the "I'd tap that comments" if there are any females on this thread feel free to drop me a PM ;)

Only about three people have access to the main database, Griff is not one of those. So this myth has been busted. *gets out his mythbusters cattle brand*. Please in future don't make up stories about mods

This Thread has been closed, we are currently solving the problem which was caused by an unexpected server crashing and bootup errors and not by the DayZ server admin team.

We apologise profusely but due to an unforeseeable database issue we have had to reset everyone's location, we apologise for this we hope that you can once again survive the cherno bean wars. Thank you for your patience

Onnit like a car bonnit chap expect an email

Loki Lost keys its because of CBA apparently, we are currently looking at our options and trying to deal with this issue pro-actively we are just testing an updated script check for battleeye. Hopefully we can release it at some point today but nothing is concrete as of yet.

I point out to people that complained after my last comment "pics or it didn't happen" its exceptionally difficult to make an informed decision off heresay please don't keep saying things without evidence to back it up.

Hi guys, as Rocket said in another post. This is the home of the developers. We do and will always have people exploiting the system. It's good to discuss this in the forums, even better to send through evidence. But please remember that this is OUR HOME. You are all guests here. If you want to have a bean-war and sling shit at each other, go to Cherno and fight it out. But please keep the forums constructive. We (the staff) are not going to get embroiled in this. We will deal with any evidence presented through the email. But we would appreciate it if hate threads weren't clogging up the forums

Hi guys, as Rocket said in another post. This is the home of the developers. We do and will always have people exploiting the system. It's good to discuss this in the forums, even better to send through evidence. But please remember that this is OUR HOME. You are all guests here. If you want to have a bean-war and sling shit at each other, go to Cherno and fight it out. But please keep the forums constructive. We (the staff) are not going to get embroiled in this. We will deal with any evidence presented through the email. But we would appreciate it if hate threads weren't clogging up the forums

If anyone wants to donate a server to host dayZ please email [email protected] with Server donation in the title

Tonic isn't the hacker guys what we need you to do is to take screenshots, specifically of the events and more importantly the player list. Cheers

On the note of selling the rights of DayZ to hollywood, I think it would be a great idea dibs having me played by the guy out of Die Hard. HO HO HO Now I have a submachine gun

When I say Winchester Repeater I include all of the Winchesters that could be misconstrewd to be the one ingame, so everything from the Carbine to the Yellow Boy. There is the Lee Enfield if you really want to play War games.

Post your entries here

Competition Closed the judgements are commencing

Someone clearly never used to play cowboys and indians as a child. Yes the 1866 was a repeater it by no means ever used .45 govt, the first model that ever used a .45 as is in the revolver was 1886. Right as for ww2 weapons that is also slightly far fetched as there are currently more winchester repeaters in the world today than there are of any WW2 weapon. I understand you may prefer WW2 weapons but really? Winchesters are still produced today, if MP40s were made today then possibly might be justifiable. Although the main reason for the Winchester being put in is me loving it and when we were searching for more low grade weaponry to stick in. I suggested it and someone found a model and I bought it. Now I can somewhat understand your grievance but it isn't really a game breaker? It accidently being made a shotgun rather than a repeater was my fault because I was talking people about all the different types of Winchesters that we could possibly look at. Which could have been misinterpreted. Yep we want to tidy it up but it isn't on the to do as soon as possible list.

Guys only a few hours left to get any final entries in

Keep going guys this is one of the funniest threads I have ever seen.

donated mate :)