mattlightfoot

The Bans are not false Enjoy your ban :D Yep its 4.30am here cheaters have stopped me from getting work done now those that have been caught and are silly enough to post deserve to get some stick.

Hi mate, please can you send your tears to me. although wait a few weeks I'm getting bloated. I am actually getting kind of aroused by all this sadness.

Lol my ego is quite secure thank you very much, but its a global ban you gunna have to go back to playing doom mate or go for a nice holiday. I'm far too busy trying to consume all of these delicious cheater tears mmmmm they are finger licking good.

Hi Pablo, What does it say the reason for your ban is? Matt

Everybody loves me Y U LIE?

Lol have fun playing in the editor..... Its still ok I'll have fun playing with zombies :D

You are proven to be a cheater, this was our night of the long knives. Hope you have fun not playing DayZ I suggest you take up swimming

Right the Global Ban was administered because you have been proven to be cheating. This is not getting repealed. Your only going to get trolled by Staff members who your cheating has caused problems for. Have fun being the fat kid sitting out of physical education envying all the other children

Hello everyone, Right there were loads of fantastic screenshots and it made choosing a winner extremely difficult which is why it has taken us a day or so to actually decide. However here is the winning entry Congratulations we will be in touch to send you your super fun prize and then pictures will be posted of said prize The next competition will be announced in the not too distant future

Top Video, Brokeback mountain is one of Rockets favorite films. I will pass this onto him ;)

Touche........

I can confirm that rocket is three months pregnant Just kidding he is actually male

We have been through this in several threads before, we thank you for your enthusiasm although the only way we can effect change is through proving to games companies we can massively influence their bottom lines and profit margins. Thus no pirating, it is also rather illegal and Dean is a developer at BIS so to come onto the forum of a project he runs to then suggest pirating his game could be a little rude. It is worth it as we are putting new stuff in every single day and arma 2 is a good game without dayz we just make it super-fantastic-funbagsofawesome so I'd say its worth buying without dayz

Guys we have updated the mission files, this should solve the problem, we manually updated a large amount of servers although I can't remember if DE 5 was one of them. I think it was

Lol this has become a troll thread. Yep we know its a problem, it was a communications error between us and it is something we may look at solving in future. Hopefully as the Winchester was one of my stamps on the game, as I love it as a weapon, it is just soooo pretty.

Right I have sent you a pm to enquire as to specifics of your proposition as it could have some viability but I'm awaiting your response. The server admin team are some of the most over worked, un-payed individuals. Their entire existence is based around the mod. They are like me, wake up, answer emails, order takeaway food online and peeing in bottles. So that they can keep up with the amount of emails we get. I don't know specifics of your previous encounters with them but I have complete faith in their abilities and I will back them to the hilt. All day every day because that is what they do for me in their tireless efforts to deal with the mountains of requests. I am open to suggests on how to improve the situation if you have anything valuable to contribute please PM me entitled something that makes me know what it is or skype me - magnimatt and I will see if this is something that could be a viable option.

Guys I'll try and address as many things as I can. Firstly e-mails, one of the biggest problems is people emailing us and emailing the wrong address. Please send the first contact through the contact form on the main page. Once someone gets in touch that is when you can start emailing. Secondly we apologise for the delay but we are on thin ice where we want to try and respond to everyone but bringing more people on only increases the amount of people with access to your details. Bringing new people on is difficult, due to having to get the right person for the right job and then being able to trust them from the start. We are working on methods to try and automate server administration which then eases up the pressure for emails. Again it is a very very steep learning curve and expansion for us and we are just trying to keep up with it. The best thing you can do is check out the basic guidelines of a server before you buy on the FAQ thread;http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=15&pid=44#pid44 Make sure you have arma 2 CO patched up to 1.60 and the mod files downloaded and where everything is clearly so our guys don't have to spend time looking for them. Once all this is done then get in touch through the contact form and stick in where your server is located, who you want it to be listed as hosted by and the RDP details. Then one of our guys will be in touch asap. There is a chance I have missed something out here, if so I am hoping one of the really nice mods or other admins can edit my post and correct me.

Im going to close as it isn't really leading anywhere constructive.

I will look into it at somepoint sorry guys just massively busy with E3 will get to it as soon as soon as possible could be a while however sorry

Hi all, BIS are giving away four copies of Arma X anniversary edition. To find out more follow this link; http://www.steamgifts.com/giveaway/7wUA6/arma-x-anniversary-edition Good luck, Matt

Some of these are amazing and has calmed me down, when I came back to this I was quite angry at Dean and everyone else but now it was worth it :D thanks guys you really do turn a bad thing good

yep guys do any of you guys have which server this is or screenshots please?

YodadaJew, Right I'm really sorry I don't have the time to look into everything, I wish I could. I don't make any money out of DayZ yet it is taking up roughly 18 hours a day of my time, the rest is spent sleeping and eating and gathering supplies for sitting at my PC for the 18 hours. I can understand you are aggrieved by me not reliving you but if I do it for you, I have to do it for EVERY OTHER person now on those four servers thats up to 200 people. Each taking 5 mins, that is over ten hours work. I'm sorry but I have to draw the line somewhere as do the rest of the team, it really doesn't help our morale when we get people being arsy with us because we aren't omnipotent and able to instantly deal with hackers on servers with no evidence. If you could link me to the four other server issues I will look into it and try and catch these hackers.

Right I got dressed up like this by a group of girls that asked me to, I was too young and naive to say no or to capitalise on the pleasing said group of girls.

I'm sorry but your just going to have to start again with the bean wars mate