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Pee would be an awesome addition to the game!

My undeniable arguments:

- You'd be able to drink it if you had to, as a true survivor would do!

-If you peed your pants in a firefight your pants would be wet and disgusting, meaning you'd be getting cold in winter!

-You'd have to take pee breaks on roadtrips!

-You'd be able to pee off of the apartment blocks in cherno!

-If you were holding out in a house you'd have to go outside if you wanted to keep the carpet!

-Toilet stalls would become as busy as the NWAF, and everybody loves going to the NWAF!

-Snipers would move out of some types of cover to urinate!

-People would separate themselves from their groups to pee in a bush, making for excellent horror movie situations!

-There would be signs of people having been around, the warmth could be checked just as you can do with corpses!

-Hilarious pee jokes to break the ice when meeting new friends in-game!

You think pee would enrich the unique DayZ survival experience? Then why not leave your own undeniable arguments on this excellent thread!

 

Edited by homeschooliazon

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In halo we got tea bagging...

In dayz, we will have corpse pissing.

Ofcourse there would be negative sides to it, but who'd do such a disgusting thing anyway?

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53 minutes ago, Pyongo Bongo said:

Ofcourse there would be negative sides to it, but who'd do such a disgusting thing anyway?

The very same people who ambush you, take you hostage, strips you of all your gear and then kills you, for funzies.

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Indigo Prophecy! An excellent story game! A bit hit-or-miss, though, as not everyone enjoys what basically amounts to an interactive movie with video game controls.

If they add urination or defecation, it will only end up being used for sociopathic twelve-year-olds to degrade everybody who doesn't have two or three friends with effectively infinite disposable time to play terrorist on a video game.

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A quick search would have reveled a ton of already suggested pissing in dayz, arma 3 already has it. Pretty much most of it has been suggested.

https://forums.dayz.com/search/?type=all&q=peeing

I don't think this is a good feature at all, and it takes the devs away from many aspects we need BI to move away from. Character Animation, movement is so much more important then pissing.

You could do a private modded nekkid server if you like, as long as the devs approve of it. If not find it on the chopping block.

 

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See, everyone? This is why we can't have nice things. 

As someone who is/was pretty much known as "the survival guy" on these forums ........ I will never support a urination/defecation mechanic. Never. Not in a million years.

Why?

It wont add anything to the game through its visual representation, and what do you think the overwhelmingly most common use for it will be?

I will give you three guesses, and the first two don't count.

Any sort of dehydration or illness-related function (diarrhea, mainly) of the two mechanics can easily be represented by the loss of water levels already present in the game, just drastically increased.

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