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Day 34...

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... And I'm still lying down on the shores of Elektro Unconscious.

If you need words of wisdom now is the time to ask my friends.

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Has anyone ever been as far as to even...

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Ive heard of 'enjoys taking long walks on the beach' youve taken it to the next level. Here, have my beans.

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34 Days Later... Is 6 days after 28 Days Later... 202 days after 34 Days Later, it will be 34 Weeks Later... Which is 6 weeks after 28 Weeks Later.

BTW they won't be making a 28 Months Later movie for a long time because the rights are divided between 4 people that now hate each other.

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How often should I masturbate?

If you're single, once a week should keep things interesting. If in a relationship, then resist as much as humanly possible, you won't regret it.

Does one simply lie unconscious for a month?

Apparently so.

Did you bring your towel?

No, I did not bring a towel. This beach trip was... unplanned.

Are you going to buy the standalone version of "Extended Beach NapZ"?

No, I have had enough NapZ on the beachZ.

Has anyone ever been as far as to even...

I believe I'm the first.

Can I have your stuff?

My painkillers, torch and bandage now belong to you my friend.

Ive heard of 'enjoys taking long walks on the beach' youve taken it to the next level. Here, have my beans.

Wait you didn't give me any b... Ohh, ohhh you sick motherfu-

Are you stuck on the infinite sandwatch?

No, but my reasons for lying on the beach for that long would be somewhat more justified.

I hear if you log off for 34 more days, when you log back in it should say "Day 68"....c/d?

Nothing I have heard of, and too late to try. I have awakened from my 34 day slumber on the beach.

If you need anymore words of wisdom my friends please just ask.

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How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus?

Depends on your resolution.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

How many grains of sand are there on the shores of Chernarus?

No but a tin can.

Did you have your pudding before you ate your meat?

Pudding is ALWAYS after meat!

I hope you FRAPS-ed these adventures. Could be a YouTube phenomena.

Sadly these epic adventures had not been recorded. I was so close to fame. If only...

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