Munson_fry (DayZ)

me like mucho

kiss ur wife and kids good by

my wife! wanting to vacumclean the floor while im in a firefight.

its time to think about making a driver license

The jittering is the handicap that u get for playing in lame(3rd)person view... :lol:

HARDCORE ! i have a fully pimped Mosin ( LRS + Compensator) 1 Mosin Mag, 40 rounds of mosin ammo a ak74su with camo buttstock and 2 magazines and 30 round spare ammo i will trade it against 1 PSO/1 scope in worn or pristine condition. PM ME NOW BIATCH.

PSO1 scope drops in tents ??? i thought its a long barracks exclusive ? dafuq

they just have to add bycicles. this game plays in europe,every house has at least 2 bycicles, so getting one isnt a problem. and if its locked use lockpick or iron saw. use ducktape if u have a flat tyre or plyers to fix the chain. use pistol flashlight if the dynamo isnt working and u want to make a night ride. so much fun!!! Bycicles are the answer to all out traveling needs. stamina problem solved.

so you havent been to the BF3 forums to make such an accuse ( they dont call it forumfield for nothing) or the IL2 Sturmvoik forums HOME of the true elitist and nerds ! this here is like a kindergarden full of love and happyness. btw dragunov and emr and maybe two more boltaction rifles ( .338 lapua ) and thats it

i never get bored of day z because im married! aaand i have kids so time is a rare good ( 330 hours till now ) i guess when we go gold ill have about 800 hours and a lot of motivation left.

get an AXE

i liked the survivor games a lot ! ( moon and chow :lol: ) But we deffenatly NEED stamina ! So that people start to move realistcly arround. i encourage the defs to play paintball to get a feeling for the way people move under fire. it helped me to understand that 95% of all hollywood action scenes are utter Bullshit.

welcome to dayz ! those things tend to happen in an alpha version... happend to all of us. but i wonder why it didnt turn into a pink raincaot ???

are the numbers of 1p players really decreasing ??? because i have the feeling of seeing more and more 1p players around.

can opener CHECK Ski Mask CHECK NO Sunglases and, thats the worst, NO NERD GLASSES !!!

u probably switched between private/public shards and 1st/3rd person servers. thats the only explanation i can come up with .

beware of wiper tents !

as soon as stamina is added, those lootmarathons will be a lot harder. also bigger groups of zeds will make traveling over land a lot more dangerous ,so that u have to team up to survive OR have a car/truck or a bicycle ( my favorite ) to travel long distances. those days will be golden......

wait for the next patch then u wil get tinfoil hats too.

im so sorry but ... its ALPHA ! yes it is .... and h1z1 looks like crap btw and not even close as good as dayz. so ur not very valid either p.s. look what i do to ur kind ( my avatar )

steal other peoples trucks . collect them all at factory south of berezino and open up a V3S Store ( without getting shot) Only accept rabbit bowels as payment. first customer gets a pipsi and a black raincoat for free

AMEN Brothers and Sisters !

cannibals , cannibals everywhere!!!

this will be a great help .... and if its not

watch dis http://imgur.com/a/eZjYu this will make berezino look like a pvp kindergarten