applejaxc

I tend to write comically if it is about one of my many episodes in DayZ. I use humor to cover my many blunders and stupid mistakes (rare as they are). When I make a story up, I write more dramatically, and I don't know why. :)

This is how DayZ Banditry should go down; bullies becoming highwaymen when civilization falls apart. But there are 2 problems: 1: If they have a gun, you can't very well rob them without sneaking up and saying "If you turn around I'll shoot." (Look up FrankieOnPcIn1080p to see this) 2: Shooting someone in the leg = killing them; if they don't bleed out, the zombies will get them.

Retarded and proud.

This little chain of comments made me finally get a dayzmod.com account. :) I'd be in, if you don't mind a 14 year old with an AP student schedule. I'm on the east-coast, and I'd consider myself mature enough to record without griefing/messing up the group. I have one question, though: Will this be on a "Private Hive" server? It would be hard to explain "I found this shotgun last episode..." if we were using the items we use on all Dayz-servers... especially if we are killed and lose everything. If being a teenager/having a student schedule doesn't disqualify me, my skype is either "Applejaxc" or "Guenwhyver_aabec." Both names should get a response. :)